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Painting cows with zebra stripes could save the cattle industry millions, study says.  No, scientists are not unveiling a new cow-zebra crossbreed, but they are painting cattle with stripes.  According to a new study published in peer-review journal PLOS ONE, painting cows with zebra-like stripes drastically reduces the number of biting flies unleashing their fury on livestock.

In 1981, Apple's Steve Jobs said computers would free us from drudgery.  Big Tech is under relentless assault from federal regulators, privacy advocates, its own employees and other critics over a host of issues related to privacy and content.  But back in 1981, when Apple was just a few years old, a bearded 26-year-old Steve Jobs extolled the virtues of the computer and brushed aside concerns about privacy during an interview with Ted Koppel on ABC News' "Nightline."

This Woman Found a Rare $250,000 Rolex Beneath the Cushions of Her Couch.  As a watch collector, and the founder and CEO of Bob's Watches, I often get inquiries from people stumbling upon timepieces that once belonged to a family member.  A few months back, I received a call from a woman in Canada about a watch she wanted to sell.  As she tells it, she was sitting on the couch one day when she dropped her phone.  She stuck her hands in between the cushions to retrieve it, but instead of her phone, she pulled out a watch.

Basketball Player Uses Girlfriend's Urine to Fake Drug Test, Finds Out He's Pregnant.  Well, this is both awkward and a solid entry for a Darwin Award.  A basketball player attempting to return to the game after a hiatus found a way to spectacularly fail his drug test and get some family news at the same time.

Apple spent $10,000 repairing his MacBook Pro.  There was nothing wrong with it.  [Scroll down]  He went to yet another Apple Genius and this one proved to be true to his moniker.  Or, perhaps, he just stopped and thought a little longer than his fellow experts.  You see, he diagnosed there was nothing wrong with Benz's MacBook Pro.  The issue, if you want to call it that, was that the screen brightness was turned all the way off.

How to:  Reset C by GE Light Bulbs.  Your bulbs are running on firmware version 2.8 or later (you can find your bulb firmware version by tapping on the device in your C by GE app).

UK man hears Alexa address him with curse word after he cancels Amazon Prime.  Amazon disclaims all knowledge but one has to suspect an employee processing the cancellation of causing Alexa to do this.  It would in any case be a bit unnerving.  Apparently he had no playlists set up either, and it was a surprise to hear Alexa reference one.

Genius Claims Google Stole Lyrics Embedded With Secret Morse Code.  Lyrics website Genius has accused Google of stealing lyrics from its site and reposting them in search results without permission, with Genius claiming they caught the search engine "red handed" thanks to Morse code embedded in their lyrics. [...] Starting in 2016, Genius positioned both "straight" and "curly" apostrophes in their lyrics which, when converted into dots and dashes like Morse code, spelled out the words "Red Handed."  Genius added that, using these apostrophes, they found over 100 instances of Google using Genius' own lyrics in the Google search results.

Engineering the world's largest digital camera.  The 3.2-billion-pixel LSST camera will be the largest digital camera ever constructed.

Study finds men are cooler, women hotter at work.  Another front is opening these days in the eternal battle of the sexes.  Only this one in the workplace is not about equal pay or equal job opportunities.  It's about the thermostat.

Scientists Are Mapping the Industrial Hums That Travel Through the Earth.  Across the U.S., industrial machinery creates a constant underground hum that sends vibrations through the surface of the Earth.  Scientists are now mapping that subterranean humming. [...] The industrial "hum" is much like a hum you hear when you walk into a room where a fan is running — a persistent signal, but much lower in frequency.  Wind turbines and turbines in hydroelectric systems can produce these hums, which can get in the way when you're trying to study earthquakes, scientist Omar Marcillo from Los Alamos National Laboratory said in a press statement.  Indeed, the researchers first noticed the hum when it showed up in data about ocean storms.

Oregon Man Called Police About A Burglar.  Armed Officers Found A Rogue Roomba.  [Scroll down]  "The man had just gone for a walk with his nephew's dog and when he came back, he could see shadows moving back and forth under the bathroom door," [Sgt. Danny] DiPietro says.  Resources were immediately deployed:  three seasoned deputies — one with at least 20 years on the force — a detective who happened to be in the area, and two canine officers from Beaverton Police Department, about 7 miles outside Portland.  They surrounded the Cedar Hills house, then made their way inside, guns unholstered.

Mathematicians Just Discovered an 'Astonishing' New Way to Multiply Large Numbers.  According to the researchers, multiplying two numbers together with a billion digits each by the process of long multiplication would take a computer months to calculate.  Using the Schönhage-Strassen algorithm, it would take under 30 seconds, and with their new theoretical proof, it would be even quicker — theoretically — and may even represent the fastest multiplication algorithm that's mathematically possible.  "In this sense, our work is expected to be the end of the road for this problem, although we don't know yet how to prove this rigorously," [David] Harvey says.

Japan's Famous Aquarium Toilet.  If you love exotic fish and don't mind hundreds of them eyeballing you while you answer nature's call, you'll probably love using this unique aquarium toilet in Akashi, Japan.

Suspected rhino poacher trampled by elephant, eaten by lions, South Africa park officials say.  A suspected rhino poacher was trampled to death by an elephant, and then his body was ravaged by lions, according to officials with South African National Parks.  The incident occurred Tuesday [4/2/2019] at Kruger National Park and the remains of the man were recovered two days later, park officials said.

A $450 Million Da Vinci Painting Vanishes Into Thin Air.  Back in November 2017, "Salvator Mundi," a painting of Jesus that was controversially attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, was driving the art world crazy.  Aside from its sky high price of $450 million and its sale to a bidder that many thought represented Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the painting's authenticity was also called into question.  Which is why when the Louvre Abu Dhabi cancelled a planned showing of the work this week, it caught the eye of art world yet again.  Not only that, but the museum's culture department has deflected questions about the work and other museum workers have said that they "do not know where the painting is," according to Inquisitr.

A Leonardo Made a $450 Million Splash.  Now There's No Sign of It.  The Louvre Abu Dhabi might seem to have all you could ask for in a world-class museum.  Its acclaimed design shades its galleries under a vast dome that appears to hover over the waters of the Persian Gulf.  Inside are works by Rembrandt and Vermeer, Monet and van Gogh, Mondrian and Basquiat.  Yet the work that the Louvre Abu Dhabi once promised would anchor its collection is conspicuously absent:  "Salvator Mundi," a painting of Jesus Christ attributed to Leonardo da Vinci.  Few works have evoked as much intrigue, either in the world of art or among the courts of Persian Gulf royals.  First, its authenticity as the product of Leonardo's own hand was the subject of intense debate.  Then, in November 2017, it became the most expensive work ever sold at auction, fetching $450.3 million from an anonymous bidder who turned out to be a close ally and possible stand-in for the ruler of Saudi Arabia, Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

'Cow toilets' in the Netherlands.  Teaching cows to use the toilet is not the easiest task, but a Dutch inventor is banking on a new bovine urinal to help cut emissions that cause environmental damage.  Tests have started on a farm in the Netherlands on the device which collects some of the 15 to 20 litres of urine that the average cow produces a day.  That produces huge amounts of ammonia in a country like the Netherlands, which is the world's second-biggest agricultural exporter after the United States.

Airport valet caught speeding at 145 mph.  An airport valet has lost the license his job depends on after being caught driving more than double the speed limit on a road near Heathrow Airport.  At least he was in his own car.

Scientologists consider Tom Cruise to be a 'deity'.  Tom Cruise and his daughter Isabella Cruise continue to move up in Scientology, both taking more powerful positions in the secretive church — where the lower ranks are apparently ordered to see the actor's movies multiple times.  Cruise is said to be "considered a deity within Scientology."  Former church member Leah Remini has said, "He is second to David Miscavige — the savior of the free world."  Cruise was seen March 9 at the front of a celebration of the holiest day of the Scientology calendar — L. Ron Hubbard's March 13 birthday — at the church's spiritual mecca in Clearwater, Fla., according to journalist Tony Ortega's blog the Underground Bunker.

Noise-weary New York ponders a gentler, European-style siren.  If two New York City lawmakers get their way, the long, droning siren from police cars, fire trucks and ambulances that has been part of the city's soundtrack for generations — WAAAAAhhhhhhh — would be replaced by a high-low wail similar to what's heard on the streets of London and Paris — WEE-oww-WEE-oww-WEE-oww.  Their reasons for the switch:  The European-style siren is less shrill and annoying and contributes less to noise pollution.  "I've been hearing from constituents complaining that the current sirens in New York are a high-pitched, continuous noise — a nuisance," says Helen Rosenthal, an Upper West Side Democrat and one of the sponsors of the proposal.

Jamaican man sent to prison for trying to scam former CIA boss: report.  A Jamaican man was sent to federal prison last week for a botched attempt to scam a 94-year-old who — unbeknownst to him — was a former FBI chief and CIA boss under the Carter and Reagan administration.  Keniel Thomas, 29, was convicted last year of trying to scam, and later, extort William Webster and his wife Lynda.

Florida woman bitten by stray kitten billed by hospital for $48G: 'My funeral would have been cheaper'.  A wildlife biologist in Florida was slammed with a nearly $50,000 medical bill after she was bitten by a stray kitten.  Jeannette Parker, 44, told Kaiser Health News (KHN) she noticed an emaciated black kitten on a road just outside Florida's Everglades National Park in September.  Feeling sorry for the sickly-looking feline, Parker offered it some tuna she had in her car.  But the kitten didn't take kindly to Parker, literally biting the hand that fed it.

Note to phone scammers:  Don't call the former head of the FBI.  Phone scammers have had a lot of success cheating Americans out of billions of dollars, and they might have even more luck this year, with experts estimating at least half of all cellphone calls in 2019 will be from scammers.  Senior citizens have been especially vulnerable, but in the case of William Webster and Lynda Webster, the scammer couldn't have picked a worse target.  In 2014, William got a call from a man who told him he'd won a grand prize, but he'd have to pay a tax up front to claim the money.  Lynda also took a call from the scammer that got very heated:  When she said she was onto him, he came back with threats, saying he knew where she lived and could set the house "ablaze" and kill her.

Crypto CEO dies holding the only passwords that can unlock millions in customer coins.  Digital-asset exchange Quadriga CX has a $200 million problem with no obvious solution — just the latest cautionary tale in the unregulated world of cryptocurrencies.  The online startup can't retrieve about C$190 million ($145 million) in Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ether and other digital tokens held for its customers, according to court documents filed Jan. 31 in Halifax, Nova Scotia.  Nor can Vancouver-based Quadriga CX pay the C$70 million in cash they're owed.  Access to Quadriga CX's digital "wallets" — an application that stores the keys to send and receive cryptocurrencies — appears to have been lost with the passing of Quadriga CX Chief Executive Officer Gerald Cotten, who died Dec. 9 in India from complications of Crohn's disease.  He was 30.

HP's ink DRM instructs your printer to ignore the ink in your cartridge when you cancel your subscription.  Inkjet printer manufacturers continue to pioneer imaginative ways to create real-world, desktop dystopias that make Black Mirror look optimistic by comparison: one such nightmare is HP's "subscription" printers where a small amount of money buys you ink cartridges that continuously communicate with HP's servers to validate that you're still paying for your subscription, and if you cancel, the ink stops working. [...] HP has been running the service since at least 2016; you choose a plan that puts a cap on the number of pages you can print in a month.  You pay for that many pages no matter how many you print — and if you run out of available pages, your printer refuses to print anymore, even if you have plenty of ink to print with.

An Elon Musk-backed AI firm is keeping a text generating tool under wraps amid fears it's too dangerous.  AI research nonprofit OpenAI has created a system that can generate fake text from a single line — and it's not open-sourcing the code for fear of misuse.  OpenAI was cofounded by tech mogul Elon Musk, and its sponsors include Silicon Valley heavy-hitters such as Peter Thiel and Amazon Web Services.  Last year it gained the praise of Bill Gates after it built a team of five neural networks capable of beating human players in the computer game "Dota 2."

Police: Stolen rare coins ended up in change machines.  Authorities say a Florida man stole collectible coins worth tens of thousands of dollars, then ran them through grocery store change machines that returned just a fraction of their value.

Chinese student uses handwriting robot to complete homework faster.  A Chinese student sparked debate earlier this week after her mother discovered the teenage girl bought a robot and trained it to imitate her handwriting so she can finish her homework.  The teen spent 800 yuan, about $120, on the robot that mimicked her handwriting, Qianjiang Evening News reported.  She then used the robot to copy Chinese phrases dozens of times for an assignment that required students to repeatedly write Chinese characters to help them learn how to read and write.  She finished her Chinese writing assignment in two days.  Her mother, sensing something was off, discovered the robot in her daughter's room and reportedly smashed the machine.

Police: Stolen rare coins ended up in change machines.  Authorities say a Florida man stole collectible coins worth tens of thousands of dollars, then ran them through grocery store change machines that returned just a fraction of their value.

Chinese student uses handwriting robot to complete homework faster.  A Chinese student sparked debate earlier this week after her mother discovered the teenage girl bought a robot and trained it to imitate her handwriting so she can finish her homework.  The teen spent 800 yuan, about $120, on the robot that mimicked her handwriting, Qianjiang Evening News reported.  She then used the robot to copy Chinese phrases dozens of times for an assignment that required students to repeatedly write Chinese characters to help them learn how to read and write.  She finished her Chinese writing assignment in two days.  Her mother, sensing something was off, discovered the robot in her daughter's room and reportedly smashed the machine.

Earth's Magnetic North Pole keeps moving about and it could be a problem.  Earth's North Magnetic Pole has been drifting so fast in the last few decades that scientists say past estimates are no longer accurate enough for precise navigation.  On Monday [2/4/2019], they released an update of where magnetic north really is, nearly a year ahead of schedule.  The North Magnetic Pole is wandering about 34 miles a year.  It crossed the international dateline in 2017 and is leaving the Canadian Arctic on its way to Siberia.

A practical application of the classic word 'antidisestablishmentarianism'.  When we were teenagers, a smart childhood friend taught me how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.  I did not understand at the time what this word meant, other than it was just anti-something, and that generally worked for a teenager.  Fast-forward to 2010, when Geoffrey P. Hunt wrote a learned article explaining this confusing word:  "Obama's Antidisestablishmentarianism and the Tea Partiers."  It seems establishmentarianism comprised those supporting the old Anglican Church, and disestablishmentarianism was those against the old Anglican Church.  By extension, the antidisestablishmentarians were those against those who were against the church.  This sounds like our current political system in this country; everyone has to be against someone else or something else, without always clearly defining what he is for.

Perfect for the hypochondriac on your gift list.  Not so great if you value your privacy.
Toilet seat sensor tracks blood pressure, stroke volume, blood oxygenation.  Newly published data from a team of Rochester, New York researchers give credence to a cardiovascular health monitoring system built into a home toilet seat. Examined over an eight-week period, the system demonstrated clinical grade accuracy for measurements of blood pressure, stroke volume and blood oxygenation when compared with their respective gold standards.

They thought they were buying a family dog.  Turns out they were leasing it.  Maria Rodriguez never owned the puppy she thought she purchased from the pet store.  She leased it, like an appliance from a Rent-A-Center.  Yes, she took home the fuzzy black poodle her daughter picked out at Puppies Tampa.  She got the food bowls, the leash.  The toys, the treats.  But the purebred dog came at a premium cost.  One, she said, a pet store employee assured her could be managed through a finance plan for which Rodriguez would certainly be approved.  Rodriguez signed the paperwork on an iPad screen.  She doesn't remember anyone using the word "lease."

Why Are Hershey's Kisses Suddenly Missing Their Tips?  Bad kisses sound like a problem you haven't dealt with since your teenage years, but they're a serious concern right now for bakers who are accusing candy maker Hershey of selling its signature chocolate Kisses with broken off tips.  The issue apparently initially came to light thanks to members of the Facebook group The Wedding Cookie Table Community.

Frustrated commuter dances outside his car in Baltimore traffic.  One commuter decided to turn his frustrating commute into a dance party in North Baltimore.  Erin Konheim Mandras posted the dancing driver on her Facebook page Tuesday morning [12/18/2018] saying, "I couldn't make this up if I tried."  She says construction on Falls Road caused the backup.

Parrot uses owner's Amazon Alexa to order shopping, play music.  A parrot has fallen in love with his owner's Amazon Alexa[,] but keeps using it to order shopping.  So far Rocco the African Grey, from Didcot, Oxfordshire, U.K., has demanded treats such as strawberries, watermelon, raisins, broccoli and ice cream.

The Trouble With Tuna: 'A Lot of Millennials Don't Even Own Can Openers'.  The big three tuna companies together still command 80% of sales, but the overall industry has shrunk significantly.  Per capita consumption of canned tuna has dropped 42% in the three decades through 2016, according to the latest data available from the U.S. Department of Agriculture.  And the downturn has continued, with sales of the fish slumping 4% by volume from 2013 to October 2018, data from market-research firm IRI show.  In a country focused on convenience, canned tuna isn't cutting it with consumers.  Many can't be bothered to open and drain the cans, or fetch utensils and dishes to eat the tuna.

Be Warned:  Customer Service Agents Can See What You're Typing in Real Time.  Next time you're chatting with a customer service agent online, be warned that the person on the other side of your conversation might see what you're typing in real time.  A reader sent us the following transcript from a conversation he had with a mattress company after the agent responded to a message he hadn't sent yet.

This New Atomic Clock Is So Precise Our Ability to Measure Gravity Constrains Its Accuracy.  "The level of clock performance being reported is such that we don't actually know how to account for it well enough to support the level of performance the clock achieves," Andrew Ludlow, a physicist at NIST and the project lead on the organization's new atomic clock, told me on the phone.  "Right now the state of the art techniques aren't quite good enough so we're limited by how well we understand gravity on different parts of the Earth."  Before diving into the nitty gritty of what Ludlow and his colleagues at NIST have accomplished, however, it will help to have some background on the nature of time and atomic clocks.

Fake fingerprints can imitate real ones in biometric systems (The Guardian).  Researchers have used a neural network to generate artificial fingerprints that work as a "master key" for biometric identification systems and prove fake fingerprints can be created.  According to a paper presented at a security conference in Los Angeles, the artificially generated fingerprints, dubbed "DeepMasterPrints" by the researchers from New York University, were able to imitate more than one in five fingerprints in a biometric system that should only have an error rate of one in a thousand.

A Long Wait to Vote?  Odds Are, You Were in the A-to-M Line.  In the U.S., surnames are not evenly distributed, and in most places, it's not even close.  Nationally, the last names of 64% of registered voters begin with letters in the first half of the alphabet, according to a Journal analysis of voting data from L2, a nonpartisan voter file vendor.  That trend is echoed in nearly every county in the country, and in some cases, it's even more extreme.  In Louisiana's Avoyelles Parish, 74% of registered voters have names that begin with letters A to M.  In Rolette, N.D., 73% do.  And in Robeson County, N.C., it's 70%.  The disparities mean it's more likely that voters in the N-to-Z line will breeze through, while those in the A-to-M line get stuck.

Thousands still watch TV in black and white.  More than 7,000 people [in England] still watch TV in black and white more than half a century after colour broadcasts began.  London has the most TV licences for black and white sets at 1,768, followed by 431 in the West Midlands and 390 in Greater Manchester. [...] The figures were released by TV Licensing in what appears to be a reminder that anyone watching television must by law have a TV licence.

Drunk baggage handler falls asleep in cargo hold, flies to Chicago.  Police say a baggage handler told them he was drunk when he fell asleep in a cargo hold and flew from Kansas City to Chicago.  American Airlines says the Piedmont Airlines employee was working American Flight 363 on Saturday [10/27/2018] when the Boeing 737 left Kansas City International Airport with the handler in a heated and pressurized cargo hold.

What is it with Windows updates?  The story, Microsoft now admits, is that the 1809 release erases, for some people, all files in the \Documents, \Pictures, \Music, and \Videos folders.  The folders are still there, but nothing's left in them.  It's sort of the neutron bomb of Windows updates.  How could this happen?  Seriously, how can you have a release that does this to users?  Where was the quality assurance team?  Where were all those Windows 10 Insider Preview users?  Oh, wait.  The brave beta users had seen this problem!  ZDNet's Ed Bott reported last week that he'd found a report from three months ago from a tester who said that "my Documents folder had been overwritten with a new Documents folder, complete with custom icon.  All contents were gone."

Don't microwave urine samples, Florida convenience store owner warns customers.  A Florida gas station owner has placed a sign in her store, asking customers not to warm their urine samples in the microwave — specifying that the oven is only for warming food.  Owner Parul Patel said she's become "sick and tired" of people walking into her BP gas station and On the Fly convenience store in Jacksonville to warm their containers of urine. [...] Warming urine from someone who hasn't taken drugs is seen by some as a way to help pass a drug test.

Connecticut woman seriously injured after she lit dynamite she thought was a candle.  A Bridgeport, Connecticut woman was seriously hurt after lighting a stick of dynamite she thought was a candle, police said.  According to Fox 61 in Connecticut, the family planned to visit Home Depot to buy emergency lighting after a thunderstorm knocked out power in their home, police said.  The family later recalled when they purchased their house two years ago, the previous owners left what they thought were candles in the basement.

World's Top Empathy Researcher Accused of Widespread Abuse.  Tania Singer is internationally renowned for her research into human empathy, but her colleagues say her actions speak louder than words.  The preeminent voice in empathy research is Max Planck Institute for Human Cognitive and Brain Sciences Director and neuroscientist Tania Singer.  Foremost among her research is a project which seeks to prove that meditation can produce kinder, more caring human beings.  Unfortunately, it allegedly does not seem to have done very much for Singer herself.

Want to See Karl Marx's Grave?  It'll Cost You Six Bucks.  If you're an avowed communist, or leftist, or Democrat (but I repeat myself), and you're making a trip across the pond to England, you might want to pay a tribute to your ideological hero:  Karl Marx. [...] The only problem is that if you want to pay a tribute to the man who ultimately believed in altruistic collectivism — the communal ownership of all property, you're going to have to pay.

Boston woman temporarily becomes a millionaire after an account mix-up.  Ellen Fleming says she received a voicemail from a TD Ameritrade financial consultant Wednesday afternoon [7/18/2018] that a deposit had been made into her account.

Kids these days have never heard of Lil' Abner.
Mattress retailer hiring intern to sleep at Houston headquarters for $200 per week.  Sleeping on the job will bear no repercussions for one mattress retailer's newest recruit:  one lucky "snoozetern," who can rest and recharge from bed, part-time, for $200 a week.  Applications will close next week for Mattress Firm's inaugural in-house bed testing intern, and the company is eager to find someone over 18 who is ready to professionally "put their rest to the test."

How an Ex-Cop Rigged McDonald's Monopoly Game and Stole Millions.  On August 3, 2001, a McDonald's film crew arrived in the bustling beach town of Westerly, Rhode Island.  They carried their cameras and a giant cashier's check to a row of townhouses, and knocked on the door of Michael Hoover.  The 56-year-old bachelor had called a McDonald's hotline to say he'd won their Monopoly competition.  Since 1987, McDonald's customers had feverishly collected Monopoly game pieces attached to drink cups, french fry packets and advertising inserts in magazines.  By completing groups of properties like Baltic and Mediterranean Avenues, players won cash or a Sega Game Gear, while "Instant Win" game pieces scored a free Filet-O-Fish or a Jamaican vacation. [...] Just like the Monopoly board game, which was invented as a warning about the destructive nature of greed, players traded game pieces to win, or outbid each other on eBay.  Armed robbers even held up restaurants demanding Monopoly tickets.

PayPal Apologizes for Letter Demanding Payment From Woman Who Died of Cancer.  Three weeks after a British man told PayPal that his wife had died at 37 and that her credit account should be closed, he opened a letter from the company:  Her death, it seemed, was in violation of the company's contract rules.  "You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased," said the July 10 letter to the woman, Lindsay Durdle, who had died of breast cancer on May 31.

Micro SD cards silently switching to read-only when they're "too old".  The 64G Patriot micro SD I had been using in my cell phone from mid 2014 just decided to turn itself into a read-only memory card.  From what I read, it most likely reached its maximum number of uses, as it happens at least with some Samsung cards too.  It would be to protect the card from losing all its data, after its cells were erased "too many times" (limit number depending on the card, and appearing to be in the order of 10-100k).  And according to Internet forums, and card reviews on Amazon, it looks like it's getting more and more common!  A very bad point is that there were no error messages at all.

Sony Blunders By Uploading Full Movie to YouTube Instead of Trailer (TorrentFreak).  Sony Pictures Entertainment's movie 'Khali the Killer' is on release in the United States and, as is customary, a trailer has been uploaded to YouTube.  However, on closer inspection, it appears that Sony uploaded the entire movie in error.  Oops.

Finders keepers: losers reefers.
Florida fisherman reels in bale of marijuana.  A fisherman made a "high" catch while celebrating his birthday on the water off Pompano Beach.  Jorge Bustamante said he hooked in a bale of marijuana, Monday morning [7/2/2018].  The fisherman notified the Coast Guard.  A crew came to pick up the bale, nicknamed "square grouper" by officials.

The Guy Who Robbed Someone at Gunpoint for a Domain Name Is Getting 20 Years in Jail.  On Thursday [6/14/2018], 43 year-old Iowa man Sherman Hopkins Jr. was sentenced to 20 years in prison for attempting to forcibly steal a domain name from another man at gunpoint in 2017.  Domain hijacking, when someone illegally gains control of another person's website, is quite common, but this may be the first time someone has attempted to steal a domain name at gunpoint.

Thermostats, Locks and Lights:  Digital Tools of Domestic Abuse.  The people who called into the help hotlines and domestic violence shelters said they felt as if they were going crazy.  One woman had turned on her air-conditioner, but said it then switched off without her touching it.  Another said the code numbers of the digital lock at her front door changed every day and she could not figure out why.  Still another told an abuse help line that she kept hearing the doorbell ring, but no one was there.  Their stories are part of a new pattern of behavior in domestic abuse cases tied to the rise of smart home technology.  Internet-connected locks, speakers, thermostats, lights and cameras that have been marketed as the newest conveniences are now also being used as a means for harassment, monitoring, revenge and control.

The NSA Just Released 136 Historical Propaganda Posters.  In the 1950s and 1960s, the NSA was very worried about employees spilling secrets.  Here's some of the best internal propaganda posters that taught them to keep their mouths shut.

Man serving as pallbearer crushed to death by mother's falling coffin.  An Indonesian man died on Friday [6/15/2018] after a coffin carrying the body of his mother fell from a stilt tower and crushed him to death, police said.  Samen Kondorura, 40, was killed after the coffin fell off the funeral tower during the service for his mother Berta Kondurara on the island of Sulawesi, The Guardian reported.  Kondorura was serving as a pallbearer for his mother's funeral when the other pallbearers carried it up a ladder to place on to a lakkian, "an ornately carved tower where the deceased is placed before elaborate traditional funeral rites."

Here Are The Places Where People Eat Human Flesh.  Cannibalism might seem like the stuff of folklore and the primeval days of our ancestors, but in this strange world there are still people who regularly consume human flesh.  The practice has faded as more and more of the world has modernized and previously isolated people groups have established contact with surrounding communities, but cannibalism remains a staple among certain groups even in highly populated and trafficked regions.

Land O'Lakes teen recovering after brush with venomous caterpillar.  A day of doing volunteer yard work on June 16 turned ugly when Logan Pergola's arm brushed by an oak tree.  "It just hurt like a small scratch," Logan told us.  "Then all of the sudden, my arm went numb and I felt a burning pain."  He looked down and saw a unlikely culprit:  a small, furry caterpillar, later identified as a southern flannel moth.  It's also commonly called a puss caterpillar.  His arm had simply brushed it when the venom went into effect.

23-foot python swallows woman whole in Indonesia.  A massive python killed a woman in Indonesia, the second time in just over a year one of the giant constrictors swallowed a human in adjacent provinces in that country.  The woman, 54-year-old Wa Tiba, went missing while checking her vegetable garden near her village on Muna island in Southeast Sulawesi province on Thursday evening, said the chief of the village of Persiapan Lawela, Faris, who uses a single name.  Wa Tiba was concerned about wild boars getting into her corn, planted about a half-mile from her house.  When she hadn't returned by sunrise Friday [6/15/2018], her sister went to look for her.

Severed rattlesnake head bites Texas man, nearly kills him.  A Texas man is recovering after he claims the head of a rattlesnake bit him — moments after he had just cut it off.  Jennifer Sutcliffe's husband was reportedly bitten by the beheaded snake on May 27 at his home near Lake Corpus Christi.  Sutcliffe told KIII-TV the two were doing yard work when she came across the four-foot rattlesnake.  She said her husband used a shovel to behead the snake, but when he went to dispose of it, it bit him.

Texas man almost dies after he is bitten by the severed head of a rattlesnake.  A South Texas man almost died after he was bitten by the head of a rattlesnake he'd just decapitated.

The Editor says...
Attention city folks:  The head of the rattlesnake is where the poison is.

This woman has an unusual set of priorities:
Mother changes son's name after botched tattoo spells it wrong.  A mother's effort to honor her young children went terribly wrong when the tattoo she got of her son's name was spelled incorrectly — so she took what some might call an unusual approach and named her son after the tattoo.  "Kevin," the two-year-old son of Johanna Sandstrom, of Sweden, was renamed "Kelvin" after a tattoo artist inked the wrong name on her arm.

Bobcats mistaken for domestic kittens brought into Texas home.  Three people in Texas were bitten when the kittens they thought they were handling turned out to be bobcats.  "Hey listen," wrote the city's Animal Care Services on Facebook.  "Wildlife really should remain IN THE WILD and it's up to us to help make that happen!  These bobcat kittens are now orphaned and under quarantine with our partners at Wildlife Rescue & Rehabilitation because someone thought they looked like house cats.  Several people were bitten."

Cooking with FOIA: The CIA's declassified desserts.  A considerable chunk of the CIA's declassified archives consists of newspaper and magazine clippings.  Some are stories relevant to Agency interests, others — typically critical — concern the CIA directly, and then there's the ones that don't immediately make sense.

Self-Driving Car Ticketed; Company Disputes Violation.  A self-driving car was slapped with a ticket after police said it got too close to a pedestrian on a San Francisco street.  The self-driving car owned by San Francisco-based Cruise was pulled over for not yielding to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.  Cruise says its data shows the person was far away enough from the vehicle and the car did nothing wrong.  A witness, Kevin O'Connor, snapped a photo after seeing the motorcycle officer pull over the self-driving car as O'Connor drove through the South of Market area last week.  "There was another car stopped alongside and he looked a little befuddled," said O'Connor.  "The cop was just writing a regular ticket like they always do."

Kansas woman reportedly sued by bank after ATM dished out $100 bills instead of $5s.  A Kansas woman is facing a pricey lawsuit after a bank accused her of making dozens of withdrawals from a faulty ATM that was dispensing $100 bills instead of $5 bills, a local report said Tuesday [2/27/2018].  The Central National Bank in Wichita claimed in a Jan. 22 lawsuit that Christina C. Ochoa knew the ATM wasn't functioning properly and used it to receive as much money as possible, The Wichita Eagle said.  Ochoa reportedly made more than 50 withdrawals over five days in mid-January, several of which were done in the middle of the night, according to documents obtained by The Eagle.  The bank wants her to pay back $11,607.36 plus interest, the outlet said.

Massachusetts couple accidentally donates soup can with hidden savings.  A Massachusetts couple's donation to a local soup kitchen may end up costing them thousands of dollars, after they ended up giving away a fake can of soup used to hide their cash.  Amanda Mattuchio told Boston 25 News on Friday her parents cleared out their soup cabinet a few weeks ago, and only realized several weeks later they gave away the fake Campbell's Tomato Soup can.  "When they went to put some more money into the can, they realized it had been put in with the donations.  It was kind of devastating," Mattuchio said.

Mac and iOS bug crashes apps with a single character.  Apple only recently fixed a bug called "chaiOS" that would cause iMessage on iOS devices and Macs to crash with a simple link, and now it's got another, more widespread issue on its hands.  As explained by Mobile World and replicated by The Verge, a lone Indian-language character is capable of crashing a number of messaging apps on iOS.  The problem also extends to the Apple Watch and even Macs, all of which struggle to process the character specific to the Telugu language spoken in India.

Top-secret government files left in cabinets sold at secondhand shop.  Filing cabinets containing thousands of classified documents from the Australian government ended up being sold at a secondhand shop, prompting government officials Wednesday [1/31/2018] to launch an investigation into how the highly sensitive documents were disposed of.  The cache of documents was obtained by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, which reported the two cabinets were sold by a Canberra furniture shop at a discount price because they were locked and no one could find keys.

White noise video on YouTube hit by five copyright claims.  A musician who made a 10-hour long video of continuous white noise — indistinct electronic hissing — has said five copyright infringement claims have been made against him.  Sebastian Tomczak, who is based in Australia, said he made the video in 2015 and uploaded it to YouTube.  The claimants accusing him of infringement include publishers of white noise intended for sleep therapy.

Desperate Bitcoin Investors Who Forget Their Passwords Are Resorting to Hypnotherapy.  Help is in sight for that batch of early-Bitcoin-adopters who are sitting on untapped bounties because they've forgotten the passwords needed to get into their 'wallets'.  A hypnotist in South Carolina has recently begun offering to help people recall forgotten passwords or find misplaced storage devices.  Jason Miller charges one bitcoin plus 5% of the amount recovered — though he claims that rate is flexible. [...] A number of investors who bet on Bitcoin years ago are now in a painful limbo.  In the way that bank accounts are protected by passwords, Bitcoin wallets that use 'keys' to transact are also typically guarded by complex security codes.  However, unlike a bank, Bitcoin has no central hotline to call for a reset.

Redwood City man shoots and kills his own dog after surprise attack.  A Redwood City man shot and killed his own dog when it attacked him on a walk Wednesday [12/27/2017], police said.  The 76-year-old man was walking his dog, a large mastiff, in the 1300 block of Elmer Street in unincorporated Belmont when the dog turned and bit him in the lower leg.  The attack continued, police said, until the man pulled out a handgun and fatally shot the dog.  The man was taken to the hospital for treatment but police said he is expected to recover.  The gun was recovered and secured as evidence.  Police said the man did not have a permit for a concealed weapon.

Pennsylvania woman stunned by $284 billion electric bill.  A Pennsylvania utility customer got the shock of her life after checking on her monthly electric bill and seeing that she owed $284 billion.  "My eyes just about popped out of my head," Erie homeowner Mary Horomanski, 58, told the Erie Times-News.  "We had put up Christmas lights and I wondered if we had put them up wrong."

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In this case, the electric company probably won't demand payment.  But you can rest assured that if an obvious computer error resulted in a 284 thousand-dollar bill, they'd insist on immediate payment in full.

Theory Circulating That Disney Made Trump Animatronic Look Like Hillary.  Earlier this week, Disneyworld unveiled their new Trump animatronic for their "Hall of Presidents" attraction. [...] Upon closer look, the Trumptron has some uncanny similarities with his former opponent Hillary Clinton.  Some are now even speculating if Disneyworld, in their presumption, created a Hillary Clinton robot and then put a wig on it after Trump's historic upset.  A sort of rolling out the champagne before the game is called moment, a la Disney.

This is obviously just click bait -- OR IS IT?
The Occult Symbolism of the Los Angeles Central Library.  Throughout the history of Western Civilization, libraries have been the repositories of nations' accumulated knowledge and the epicenters of their culture.  Central libraries, more than being big buildings containing books, are important landmarks designed with impressive architecture and filled with symbolic art.  The Los Angeles Central Library is certainly no exception.  An in-depth look at the art found at the Library is quite a revealing one:  It describes the occult philosophy of those in power.

I've Seen The Future of Fake News and It's Terrifying.  [Scroll down]  The first bit of technology that Radiolab features is a piece of audio software still under development by Adobe.  For those of you who don't play around with digital imagery, Adobe is the market leader for audio and video editing software.  They are the creators of Photoshop and a handful of other complimentary programs.  Recently, they've built a program that can replicate your speech patterns and tone almost precisely so long as they're able to capture at least 40 minutes of your speech (20 minutes for sub-optimal results).  According to Adobe, within these 40 minutes you will produce every phonetic combination that their algorithm needs to reproduce the entire English language in your voice.  The program accomplishes this by slicing, dicing and reassembling the speech that they've capture from you.  Recently, Adobe presented this technology at a tradeshow.  The results are hair raising.  With the required 40 minutes of recorded speech, they can literally type whatever they want into the program and reproduce it in the speaker's own words.

A Texas Couple Saved Their Home From Harvey Flooding With Aqua Dam.  Randy and Jennifer Socha told local media that they had dealt with $150,000 in flood damage in 2016, and didn't want Hurricane Harvey to destroy their home.  When they saw that they were about to be in the path of damage, they acted.  The couple paid an amazing $18,000 for the Aqua Dam, which was delivered from Louisiana within hours.

Scientists are about to change what a kilogram is.  Here's the problem with the current standard kilogram:  It's losing weight.  It now is ever-so-slightly lighter than the once-identical "witness" cylinders stored in labs around the world.  Scientists don't know whether the BIPM prototype is losing mass, perhaps because of loss of impurities in the metals, or if the witnesses are gaining mass by accumulating contaminants.

Sologamy: The Saddest Trend You've Ever Heard Of.  In the new, sad trend called "sologamy," women are committing themselves to themselves with their own wedding ceremony.  These women, such as self-styled "sologamist" Erika Anderson, throw on a white gown, invite their close friends and family and marry themselves in a legally nonbinding way.  "I would describe it as women saying yes to themselves," Anderson, 37, told WUSA9.  "It means that we are enough, even if we are not partnered with someone else.

Hackers Are Emptying ATMs With a Single Drilled Hole and $15 Worth of Gear.  [Scroll down]  In their tests, the researchers found their finished tool could trigger the cash dispenser within seconds of connecting, and then spew as many bills as they wanted.  The only limit to the attack's speed came when the ATM's computer "noticed" the dispenser acting independently and rebooted.  But the researchers say that they could extract thousands of dollars before the reboot kicked in, and afterward they could simply repeat their attack, pulling more cash out of the machine until it was empty.

The CIA fired "three or four" employees over a cafeteria food fight.  We've written about the CIA's frustrations with its cafeteria before, with grievances both petty and the stuff of nightmares.  But as internal records unearthed in CREST reveal, at least once that frustration exploded into a full-on mealtime melee.

$600,000 of Gold Found Inside Piano That Was Given Away.  A hoard of valuable gold coins worth more than half a million dollars has been found inside a piano which was given away for nothing by its previous owners.  Graham and Meg Hemmings, from Shropshire, England, donated their old instrument to a local school with no idea it was full of gold.  Its new owners, Bishop's Castle Community College, only discovered the hidden stash after they paid a piano tuner to fix the instrument.  Inside, he found 913 gold coins that are more than a century old.

Whatever you do, don't say yes when this chatbot asks, 'Can you hear me?'.  I've gotten this call a number of times in recent weeks, at home and at work, and each time I've been suckered by the lifelike opening to stay on the line longer than I normally would for a robocall or a telemarketing pitch.  It's only when I realize I've heard the exact same thing before that I realize I'm hearing a recording.

Lack of Oxford Comma Could Cost Maine Company Millions in Overtime Dispute.  A class-action lawsuit about overtime pay for truck drivers hinged entirely on a debate that has bitterly divided friends, families and foes:  The dreaded — or totally necessary — Oxford comma, perhaps the most polarizing of punctuation marks.  What ensued in the United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit, and in a 29-page court decision handed down on Monday [3/13/2017], was an exercise in high-stakes grammar pedantry that could cost a dairy company in Portland, Me., an estimated $10 million.

Toxic wild boars reportedly stalk Fukushima residents.  Hundreds of boars carrying highly radioactive material are reportedly stalking residents hoping the Japanese town of Fukushima six years after the meltdown of the nuclear plant. [...] The report said video footage shows these Japanese towns overtaken by wild animals.  There is a large population of rat colonies, unkempt dogs and boars.

Canadian recycling plant workers find more than $100G stashed in TV set.  The workers found money wrapped in $50 bills.  The newspaper reported that the man who stashed the money in the back of the set more than 30 years ago was hiding the money from his parents.  The man, who forgot about the money, had given it to a friend and that person gave it to the recycling center.  "It's surprising how compact $100,000 is in fifties," GEEP vice president of operations Lew Coffin told the National Post.

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Why would a young man who lives with his parents have $100,000 in cash?  Why would he hide the money from his parents?  Why would someone forget that he had $100,000 hidden away?  There is only one plausible answer to these questions, and I'll leave that to the reader as an exercise.

Nebraska flag flew upside down at Capitol for 10 days and 'nobody noticed,' says senator who wants design change.  How unremarkable is Nebraska's state flag?  For 10 days, the state flag, which is hoisted over the State Capitol's west side when lawmakers are in session, flew upside down.  "Nobody noticed it," State Sen. Burke Harr told members of the Legislature's Executive Board.  "It took someone drawing it to my attention before it was changed."

Physicists have found a metal that conducts electricity but not heat.  Researchers have identified a metal that conducts electricity without conducting heat — an incredibly useful property that defies our current understanding of how conductors work.  The metal contradicts something called the Wiedemann-Franz Law, which basically states that good conductors of electricity will also be proportionally good conductors of heat, which is why things like motors and appliances get so hot when you use them regularly.

Rumor: Trump's Secret Service bodyguard 'wore prosthetic hands during inauguration parade so he could hold a gun beneath his coat'.  Social media is awash with claims one of the Secret Service agents protecting President Donald Trump had prosthetic arms, with his real hands on the trigger of a gun under his coat.

100 trees felled for solar project in office park.  A company that manages an office park on Garret Mountain plans to build a large array of solar panel canopies over its parking lots that will generate enough energy to power two buildings on the site.  To make way for the canopies, the company recently cut down more than 100 trees in the grassy medians between rows of parking spaces on the property, near Garret Mountain Reservation in Woodland Park.  Putting a solar array on commercial property is part of a larger trend in New Jersey, one that is greatly encouraged by environmental groups wherever there is room to harness the sun's energy.  But the environmental irony in this case is hard to miss.

Car-stealing 'mystery device' uncovered.  The National Insurance Crime Bureau (NICB) has gotten hold of a "mystery device" that thieves have been spotted on security cameras using to electronically open and start cars.  The organization says that it obtained it through an outside security expert who purchased it overseas.  It describes it as a "relay attack" unit that was originally designed for manufacturers to test the security of their wireless systems, but it and others like it have made their way into criminal hands, and handmade versions have also been discovered.

Retired Air Force officer claims he saw infamous UFO sighting.  A retired US Air Force officer claims he had a close encounter in a British forest nearly four decades ago.  Steve Longero revealed Monday that he was a witness to the infamous 1980 Rendlesham Forest incident in Suffolk, England — dubbed "Britain's Roswell" — where military personnel claimed they saw a UFO during a stretch of three spacey December nights.

Weapons From the Future That Are Actually Here Now.  It may sound like the kind of science fiction contraptions that would show up in a James Bond film or some other futuristic Hollywood spectacle... but these weapons are now making their way to the battlefield.  The technology that is understood by the general public is seriously outdated.  There has been a revolution of new advances in technology, and much of it draws heavily from the use of electromagnetic energy, lasers and A.I. robots.  The future is downright deadly — that is, if you wind up in the crosshairs.

Megaphone Translator in Japan Makes It Easy to Shout in Different Languages.  Japan's obsession with keeping order and tech prowess has reached its natural conclusion with an intelligent megaphone that can issue commands in Chinese, English and Korean.  Panasonic Corp. recently unveiled the device — essentially a smartphone paired with a handheld loudspeaker — betting that police, event organizers and transport staff seeking to control crowds will be eager to get their hands on something that lets them bark orders to a large group of people at once.

Restaurant requires costumers to solve complex math equation to get Wi-Fi.  A San Antonio Thai restaurant, Yaya, will let you use its Wi-Fi for free — but only if you can solve this insanely complex math equation.  Reddit user "Joshua_Glock" posted a picture of the restaurant's handwritten Wi-Fi equation this past weekend, but no one has been able to connect to the network yet, First We Feast reported.

4 Common Buttons That Probably Don't Even Work.  There's no more satisfying way to signal intent than to firmly press a button.  But you should know that not every button or dial you see actually works.  Some are placebo buttons, buttons that do nothing.  A psychological paper written in 1975 by Ellen Langer suggests a compelling argument for these sorts of buttons.  People are calmer when they feel they have control, and buttons help them do that whether those buttons work or not.  But more often than not, these non functional buttons used to do something; they have just been turned off in favor of an automated solution and it's simpler to leave them there than it is to remove them.

How A Few Words To Siri Unlocked A Man's Front Door And Exposed A Major Security Flaw In Apple's HomeKit.  [Scroll down]  He then shouted, "Hey Siri, unlock the front door."  The door unlocked.  The iPad Pro sitting in the living room was able to hear Mike through the front door and issued the unlock command.  Marcus was stunned.  The two laughed it off.  Marcus then tried to repeat the unlocking trick several more times and was surprised by how easy it was.  He didn't even have to yell that loud.

How to tell if your co-worker is a psychopath.  Groundbreaking research presented at the Australian Psychology Society Congress in Melbourne this week reveals that one in five corporate workers may have the disorder — as many as in the prison population.  Forensic psychologist Nathan Brooks found that psychopathic traits are common in the upper echelons of the corporate world, with a prevalence of between 3 and 21 percent (the latter in a study of supply chain professionals).  The term "successful psychopath" describes high flyers with psychopathic traits such as insincerity, a lack of empathy or remorse, egocentricity, charm and superficiality.

Police: Pennsylvania man stole 300,000 pennies from employer.  He's accused of taking a steel drum filled with $3,000 worth of pennies from Pyne Freight Lines, where he worked as a mechanic.

Facebook fires human editors, algorithm immediately posts fake news.  Earlier this year, Facebook denied criticisms that its Trending feature was surfacing news stories that were biased against conservatives.  But in an abrupt reversal, the company fired all the human editors for Trending on Friday afternoon [8/26/2016], replacing them with an algorithm that promotes stories based entirely on what Facebook users are talking about.  Within 72 hours, according to the Washington Post, the top story on Trending was about how Fox News icon Megyn Kelly was a pro-Clinton "traitor" who had been fired (she wasn't).

Kansas couple sues over hellish IP address quirk.  James and Theresa Arnold rented a farmhouse in Potwin [Kansas] in 2011.  That's when the problems started. [...] The Arnolds filed a lawsuit against MaxMind on Monday [8/8/2016], seeking more than $75,000 in damages, KMBC reports.  The lawsuit claims the tech company made the Arnolds' farmhouse the default physical address of any website for which it couldn't locate an IP address.  (The home's front yard happens to be the center of the US, per the Eagle.)  Over 14 years, the farmhouse became the default location for 600 million IP addresses.

Man Shares Horrifying Tale After Roomba Vacuum Tracks Poop Across Home.  An Arkansas family went to bed expecting to get a restful night's sleep — but what they got was anything but restful.  In a Facebook post, Jesse Newton explains that his puppy, Evie defecated in the living room at some point after the family went to bed for the night.  As if that wasn't bad enough, the family's Roomba vacuum cleaner (which was programmed to start vacuuming the house at 1:30 am) then proceeded to track Evie's surprise all over the house as it attempted to clean overnight.

The Future Of Crime:  The Drone Era, Part I.  Drone tech has been driven by a strange confluence of improvements in miniaturization (nano-technology), increased transistor density, and materials science.  While the majority of drone applications appear to be in more traditional ventures such as aerial photography and exploration, a little-discussed aspect relates to how drones could be leveraged for criminal activities.  Likewise, for firms focused on security, there will be a growing need to create drone countermeasures.

Study: 98% Of Us Will Sign Away Our Firstborn Because We Don't Read The Terms Of Service.  A new study from researchers at two universities has confirmed what most of us already anecdotally know:  nobody's actually reading the fine print, even if they should.  And how did the researchers find this, you may ask?  By creating a fictitious social networking site that research participants signed up for.  The privacy policy and terms of service for this fictitious site were modeled on existing documents on another social network (LinkedIn), and checked in at roughly 8000 and 4000 words respectively.  But this fake site's policies included a few extra clauses that should have raised eyebrows.

How Subarus Came to Be Seen as Cars for Lesbians.  In the 1990s, Subaru's unique selling point was that the company increasingly made all-wheel drive standard on all its cars.  When the company's marketers went searching for people willing to pay a premium for all-wheel drive, they identified four core groups who were responsible for half of the company's American sales: teachers and educators, health-care professionals, IT professionals, and outdoorsy types.  Then they discovered a fifth: lesbians.  "When we did the research, we found pockets of the country like Northampton, Massachusetts, and Portland, Oregon, where the head of the household would be a single person — and often a woman," says Tim Bennett, who was the company's director of advertising at the time.  When marketers talked to these customers, they realized these women buying Subarus were lesbian.

Watch the world's biggest plane land in Australia.  Tens of thousands of Australians turned out to gawk as the world's largest plane descended into Perth's airport on Sunday.  The hulking Antonov An-225 cargo plane, which boasts six engines and wings that measure almost 300 feet long, was delivering a 100-plus-ton generator for a refinery.  It landed smoothly with puffs of smoke from its many wheels.  [Video clip]

Chinese woman trapped for a month in an elevator starves to death.  Elevator maintenance men returning to work after a month-long break for Chinese New Year made a horrific discovery last week when they opened the cab of a broken lift and found the body of a woman who had been trapped inside since late January and starved to death.

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Apparently the elevators in China do not have ALARM buttons.

This fake swimming pool messes with your mind.  Argentinian artist Leandro Erlich created a mind-bending exhibit at the 21st Century Museum of Contemporary Art in Kanazawa, Japan that gives visitors the illusion that people are submerged in nine feet of water. [...] Erlich's work tries to "undermine the human senses," and "enter into relationships with spaces, and grasp reality."

Man walks into unlocked, empty Arizona Wells Fargo bank on Veterans Day.  An Arizona man walked into his local Wells Fargo Bank on Wednesday [11/11/2015], which was also Veterans Day, only to find no one working in the building.  Rey Lopez told KTVK he didn't even realize it was holiday, but when he walked around the Mesa bank he knew something was off as no one was around.  Lopez said he called out to see if anyone was in the back and then he checked the office.  Nobody was there.

Somehow, a Gitmo Detainee Was on Match.com.  [A]ccording to reports, a Guantanamo Bay prisoner was looking for love on Match.com, declaring himself "detained but ready to mingle."  Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani, who was believed at one time to have close ties to Usama bin Laden, maintained the dating profile for three years, according to his attorney, Carlos Warner.  The prisoner's location is set to Guantanamo Bay, and his tagline reads, "Detained but ready to mingle."  Still, he reportedly gets matched with other users daily.

How Alcohol Made America Great (Most of the Time).  Much like her late father, [Susan] Cheever is a terrific writer as well as a recovering alcoholic.  "I haven't had a drink in more than 20 years," she maintains.  But there's another pattern here.  She points out that "all five of our twentieth-century Nobel laureates were alcoholics — Sinclair Lewis, Eugene O'Neill, William Faulkner, Ernest Hemingway, and John Steinbeck."  And, of course, there's F. Scott Fitzgerald and Edgar Allan Poe.  American writers like to drink.  A lot.

Guy Named Vince Creates 'Reply All' Chaos at Reuters.  Ever done something you wished you could take back?  Like accidentally sent an email to 33,000 Thomson Reuters employees?  That's what some guy named Vince apparently did yesterday [8/26/2015], flooding inboxes and setting off a "reply all" chain that some say slowed down Reuters email and provided the Internet with Twitter gold, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Study: Playing Tetris can help ease cravings.  Playing the block-stacking video game Tetris can ease cravings for food and drugs by about one-fifth, researchers found in a study of people in natural settings outside a laboratory.

Map from Carpe Diem Blog
A map of what every state would be if it were a country.  The American economy is really big.  That's the takeaway of this fascinating map of the United States from Mark Perry, an economist who runs the Carpe Diem blog at the American Enterprise Institute.  The map, which has been around for a while, has a lot of explanatory power when it comes to America's position in the global economy.  For each state, Perry finds a country that had a roughly similarly sized economy in 2013.


Tweeting Fridges and Web Controlled Rice Cookers: 9 of the Stupidest Smart Home Appliances.  There are a lot of incredible smart home devices out there that are worthy of your time and money. [...] But then there are the WiFi enabled, smartphone-powered appliances that aren't quite as useful.  The kinds that should never see the light of day.  Here are 9 of the worst.

Highlands woman held hostage asks for help in online pizza order.  A quick-thinking Highlands County woman saved herself and her children from possible harm when she ordered an online pizza with a secret message saying she was being held hostage.

IG Audit: 6.5 Million People With Active Social Security Numbers Are 112 or Older.  Many people are living longer, but not to age 112 or beyond — except in the records of the Social Security Administration.  The SSA's inspector general has identified 6.5 million number-holders age 112 — or older — for whom no death date has been entered in the main electronic file, called Numident.  The audit, dated March 4, 2015, concluded that SSA lacks the controls necessary to annote death information on the records of number-holders who exceed "maximum reasonable life expectancies."

LA Health Officials Take Action After Local Supermarket Sells Raccoons As Food.  The Health Department has taken action after a local supermarket's frozen foods section featured an unusual item.  Inspectors from the LA County Health Department visited the Metro Supermarket in Temple City on Tuesday [2/10/2015], after being informed that the market was selling raccoons as food.  Employees at the market declined to appear on camera, but did show entire raccoons, frozen, bagged, and selling for $9.99 per pound.  The employees say raccoon is considered a delicacy in China.

The secret railway under the Waldorf Astoria.  These rusted and decaying railway tracks may seem like any of the thousands of feet of disused track that snake under midtown Manhattan.  But this discreet siding, Grand Central Terminal's 'Track 61' was once a vital tool in the arsenal of wartime President Franklin D Roosevelt and could yet spring into action again.

The Town Without Wi-Fi.  The residents of Green Bank, West Virginia, can't use cell phones, wi-fi, or other kinds of modern technology due to a high-tech government telescope.  Recently, this ban has made the town a magnet for technophobes, and the locals aren't thrilled to have them.

Man From Fruitvale Arrested For Pointing Banana at Officer Bunch.  Nathen Channing, a 27-year-old resident of Fruitvale, Colorado, was taken into custody on Sunday night for pointing a banana at a pair of Mesa County Sheriff's deputies, both of whom initially believed the piece of fruit was a handgun.  The two involved Mesa County deputies were identified as Joshua Bunch and Donald Love, both of whom were identified as victims in the case against Channing, who was arrested on two counts of felony menacing.

The Secret Life of Passwords.  Many of our passwords are suffused with pathos, mischief, sometimes even poetry. Often they have rich back stories. A motivational mantra, a swipe at the boss, a hidden shrine to a lost love, an inside joke with ourselves, a defining emotional scar — these keepsake passwords, as I came to call them, are like tchotchkes of our inner lives.  They derive from anything:  Scripture, horoscopes, nicknames, lyrics, book passages.  Like a tattoo on a private part of the body, they tend to be intimate, compact and expressive.

Dead California candidate leads in race.  A candidate for a seat on a Central California board may win his race, despite having died last month in a small plane crash.

Rocket-Propelled Bicycle Breaks World Record At 207 MPH.  François Gissy of France attached rockets to a bicycle that was reportedly 90% homemade and featured hydrogen peroxide-powered rockets attached to the rear of the two-wheeler.  Gissy reached a blistering 333 km/h in just 4.8 seconds and set a new record while on the famous Circuit Paul Ricard located at Le Castellet in South of France.

Anti-violence activists charged in vicious attack.  Two "Stop the Violence" organizers allegedly beat one of their colleagues so severely that he vomited blood and was left unconscious in critical condition.

A lot of the celebrities who appeared in the midterm Rock The Vote PSA didn't actually vote in the last midterm.  Rock The Vote released a public service announcement last month with a parody of Lil Jon's "Turn Down For What" that featured public figures who explained why they planned to vote in the midterm elections, but according to public records, a number of them didn't vote in the last midterm election.

Camel maker Reynolds halts workplace smoking.  The nation's second-biggest tobacco company informed employees Wednesday [10/22/2014] that beginning next year, the use of traditional cigarettes, cigars or pipes will no longer be permitted at employee desks or offices, conference rooms, hallways and elevators.

Burger King in Japan introduces an all-black cheese burger.  The cheese looks like slices of processed American cheese singles — but dark as night — and reportedly made with smoked charcoal.  The cheese is layered on a beef patty, which contains black pepper and topped with a black sauce made with onion, garlic, and squid ink.  All of this is placed between two buns, also made of charcoal.

Why One West Virginia Town Has Banned Cell Phones.  Only four hours west of Washington, there is a town where cell phones and wireless Internet are outlawed.  Commercial radios are banned, and microwaves aren't welcome either.  Green Bank might sound like a Luddite's dreamscape, but the West Virginia hamlet's self-imposed blackout is being done all in the name of science:  Green Bank is home to the world's largest radio telescope, a 100-meters-in-diameter dish that is the crown jewel of the National Radio Astronomy Observatory.

Why car thieves love to steal Honda Accords.  Ever get a sinking feeling when you're looking for your car in a parking lot and can't find it? If you drive a Honda Accord, you are more likely than those who drive other cars to find an empty spot where your car used to be.

Owl enters 10th story apartment, kills canary.  An owl flew into a 10th story apartment in Coeur d'Alene, apparently opened a bird cage and killed one of two canaries inside, the residents said.

New York's smallest piece of private land.  The Hess Triangle is a tiny piece of private property in Greenwich Village.  Manhattan historian Joyce Gold explained the origins of the property:  After World War I, New York City seized a beautiful residence and tore it down so it could extend Seventh Avenue and the west side subway below it.  The city left the building's owner, David Hess, only a tiny scrap of property so small it requested he donate the triangle to make way for a sidewalk.  Hess refused, took the city to court, and won.

Why Criminals Are Afraid of Classical Music.  Many young people, especially the anti-social, dislike classical music so much that it can be played to discourage them from intimidating, harassing and robbing.  This experiment has been successful over many years in countless locations. [...] In the UK, the first to do so was the Tyne-and-Wear Metro system in 1997, following Montreal's underground system in Canada.  Other British transport providers, including the much bigger London Underground, imitated the scheme.  The most effective deterrents were anything sung by Pavarotti or written by Mozart.

Paper or Power: Nothing Cut and Dried About Hand Washing in Restrooms.  Over the past decade, dryers have become faster and cheaper.  But despite technological advances, hand dryers leave millions of Americans unsatisfied.  In [Stacy] Hafeman's opinion, dryers circulate bathroom bacteria and dump germs onto her hands.  For her, the old-fashioned paper towel is the way to go.  But manufacturers think they will soon gain an upper hand in this soap opera, with a new generation of machines they say will make the drying process more efficient, cleaner and downright pleasurable.

Felon killed the same day a jury accidentally set him free.  Just hours after he was released from prison because of a California jury's error, an accused burglar was killed in a violent fight.  "Thirty-seven-year-old Bobby Lee Pearson was accidentally released when a jury in Fresno, California, filled out a not guilty form instead of telling a judge they were deadlocked."  "Police say that Willie Gray, the boyfriend of Pearson's sister, killed him during a dispute when he returned home."

Germans have a really hard time saying 'squirrel'.  A few years ago, Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson pointed out that the best way to expose a German spy would be to ask them to say the word "squirrel," because "no German, no matter how well they speak English, can say 'squirrel.'"  So naturally, someone tested the premise and made a video of it.

Meal Sickens People at Food Safety Summit.  Maryland health officials are investigating possible cases of food poisoning at what may be the worst-ever venue — a gathering of government and industry leaders attending a national Food Safety Summit.  At least four people called the Baltimore City Health Department this week to report that they developed diarrhea, nausea and other symptoms about 12 hours after eating a meal April 9 during the conference at the Baltimore Convention Center.

Why UPS Trucks Don't Turn Left.  When better tracking systems emerged in 2001, the package delivery service took a closer look at how trucks performed when delivering packages. [...] UPS engineers found that left-hand turns were a major drag on efficiency.  Turning against traffic resulted in long waits in left-hand turn lanes that wasted time and fuel, and it also led to a disproportionate number of accidents.  By mapping out routes that involved "a series of right-hand loops," UPS improved profits and safety while touting their catchy, environmentally friendly policy.

Court stenographer endlessly types 'I hate my job,' puts cases in jeopardy: report.  A New York City court stenographer may have botched dozens of transcripts in an apparent meltdown, leaving legal teams scrambling to repair the damage.  Daniel Kochanski, 43, typed gibberish on some 30 Manhattan court cases and may have jeopardized hard-won convictions, the New York Post said.  "It should have been questions and answers — instead it was gibberish," a source said.  "He hit random keys or wrote, 'I hate my job.  I hate my job.  I hate my job,' over and over," another source said.

Ridgewood inspector admits to stealing $460,000 in quarters from village.  There are coin collectors, and then there's Thomas Rica.  While the true hobbyist seeks quality coinage, Rica was more interested in quantity — amassing 1.8 million individual quarters.  Unfortunately, he acquired them illegally.

Update:
Ridgewood officials: Probe finds another $340,000 in meter quarters stolen.  The great quarter heist from Ridgewood Village Hall was even greater — $377,526 more than originally thought, according to the results of a forensic audit into the theft of parking meter revenue by one employee.  Auditors found that nearly $850,000 was stolen from the now-infamous coin room where collected parking meter quarters were stored.  Thomas Rica, the village's former public works inspector, admitted in March that he had pilfered fistfuls of quarters from the room, to the tune of $460,000.  The audit found that he may have actually taken $471,815, but that still leaves more than $377,000 unaccounted for.

The Editor says...
$100 in quarters weighs five pounds.*  $377,000 in quarters would weigh 9.4 tons, so they're probably not in somebody's attic.

Intruder scared away by Big Mouth Billy Bass.  The crime scene of a break-in at a Rochester's Hooked on Fishing shop showed evidence that a burglar got scared off by a motion-activated, singing bass, authorities said.

Smart refrigerators and TVs hacked to send out spam, according to a new report.  A new report shows cyberattacks aren't relegated to laptops anymore:  Now, even a fridge or a TV can send malicious emails.  Security firm Proofpoint has uncovered a cyberattack that involved the hacking of "smart" home appliances connected to the Internet.  Hackers broke into more than 100,000 gadgets — including TVs, multimedia centers, routers, and at least one fridge — and used the appliances to send out more than 750,000 malicious emails between December 23 and January 6.

Cyber criminals hack a Refrigerator.  Home automation, once relegated to the timing of porch lights, can now be used to control almost anything in the house.  From the kettle in your kitchen to the lock on your front door, nearly every item in the home can be connected to the internet.  Now, California-based security group, Proofpoint, has uncovered the first wide-scale hack involving television sets and at least one fridge.

FDA Seeking Gum Chewing Tester.  The Food and Drug Administration is seeking a small business to potentially supply the federal agency with a chewing gum tester.  Despite the frivolous sounding nature of the announcement, the search is a serious one, and apparently a growing need.  Chewing gum-based pharmaceuticals (such as nicotine gum) are already in use in the United States, and the FDA is looking for a way to measure the dosage and delivery (dissolution) of the medication in such products.

The most famous nameless person in America:
Who is that girl? The mysterious face of Healthcare.gov.  She smiles back at countless frustrated Americans as they tried to log on to the ObamaCare website, the picture of youthful health and wholesome trust in her government.  Her long brown locks are pulled back behind her face, as she flashes an alluring grin that some say makes her the "Mona Lisa of health care."  She could be the girl next door, someone you might see in the supermarket.

The Case of the Vanishing Obamacare Girl.  The smiling young woman whose visage for more than three weeks greeted visitors to Healthcare.gov has vanished from the site. [...] The identity of the woman who became the face of Obamacare had become a subject of much speculation since the site launched October 1.

Obamacare girl vanishes!  Ever since the shaky launch of the Obamacare website, people have been wondering about the identity of the woman whose picture was used on HealthCare.gov's homepage.  Now we may never know who she is since her picture was taken down from the site this weekend.  In her place is a new graphic that explains the four ways people can sign up to get coverage.

Pakistan quake island off Gwadar 'emits flammable gas'.  Barely half an hour after they were jolted by a major earthquake on Tuesday, people of the Pakistani coastal town of Gwadar had another shock when they saw a new island emerge in the sea, just over a kilometre from the shore.  A local journalist, Bahram Baloch, received the news via a text message from a friend.  "It said a hill has appeared outside my house," Mr Baloch said.

World's First Virtual Store Opens in Korea.  A major South Korean retailer has opened what it appears to be the world's first virtual store geared to smartphone users, with shoppers scanning barcodes of products displayed in a Seoul subway station. [...] Seven pillars and six platform screen doors have been plastered with images of life-size store shelves filled with goods — such as milk, apples, a bag of rice or school backpacks — which each carry a small barcode.  Shoppers download a related application on their smartphone and make purchases by taking photos of the barcodes.

Judge appoints $600/hour attorney to monitor excessive fees in Detroit bankruptcy.  The legal bills are quickly adding up in Detroit's bankruptcy — and the person assigned to monitor the legal spending is charging some big fees of his own.

47-story skyscraper would be more user-friendly if it had an elevator.  If you're building a 47-story building, you're going to need an elevator.  Unfortunately, that was a point overlooked by the architectural brain trust who designed the Intempo skyscraper in Benidorm, Spain.

Pitch Drop in Australia Attracts Global Attention.  For more than 50 years, Professor John Mainstone has stared at a shiny dark blob dangling from a glass funnel hoping to see it drip.  The substance — a form of pitch — hovers at the border of liquid and solid.  It has dripped only eight times since the experiment was launched in 1927.  No one has ever seen it happen.

Head Of Chicago Anti-Violence Group Arrested For Allegedly Hitting Wife.  The head of a publicly funded anti-violence group is now facing charges after allegedly attacking his wife inside their suburban home.

S.C. unemployment agency to lay off 100.  South Carolina's unemployment agency will lay off 100 employees in June as part of a statewide reorganization that directs anyone seeking jobless benefits to use its upgraded online system, the agency's interim director announced.

Can you believe these are actually apartments?  Thousands of tiny high-rise apartments in Hong Kong.

Broadcasters worry about 'Zero TV' homes.  There are 5 million of these residences in the U.S., up from 2 million in 2007.

Employees use social media to identify shoplifters who complained.  Two shoplifting suspects were so upset with how they were treated in one store, they called another location to complain.  The store manager did a little investigative work of his own and was able to identify the criminals using social media.

Intrusion embarrasses 'Fort Knox of uranium'.  Officials like to refer to the Y-12 National Security Complex as the Fort Knox for highly enriched uranium, which is why an unprecedented incursion by an 82-year-old nun and two fellow protesters has critics mocking the notion that the weapons plant is secure.

Inside Scrabble's Cheating Scandal.  Yesterday [8/14/2012], those outside the inner echelons of the competitive Scrabble-playing world were shocked to hear of a scandal beyond anything we could have imagined:  Cheating at Scrabble Nationals, resulting in the eviction of a player from the tournament, and all manner of unfortunate, if amusing, media attention.

The Case of the Stolen Blanks.  [T]he mood after the revelation was less shock that someone had cheated — cheating is rare in Scrabble, but as in any competitive endeavor, it happens — than relief that the fraud had been unmasked.  And beneath that, sadness — for the adolescent boy, who would no doubt be facing shame and scorn in and out of the Scrabble world, and for the game, which I knew would be taking another turn in the media dunk tank.

Navy radio might be crippling Connecticut garage doors.  A radio signal being transmitted out of a submarine base is likely behind reports of garage doors failing to open and close in southeastern Connecticut, the U.S. Navy said Monday [7/23/2012].

At Clifton's Cafeteria, someone left a light on. For 77 years.  During renovations of the Broadway eatery, a neon lamp that was switched on during the Great Depression is found behind a partition.  The owner estimates it's generated more than $17,000 in electric bills.

The couch potato's hero.  Eugene Polley invented the world's first wireless television remote.  He died of natural causes on Sunday [5/20/2012] at the age of 96 at the Advocate Good Samaritan Hospital in Downers Grove, Illinois.  Mr Polley started his 47-year career at Zenith, earning the company some of its greatest achievements, with the invention of two wireless remotes in 1955 and 1956.

Cursing Is Legal (at least, for now, in Texas).  On April 6, 2012, Religion News Service carried a story originally reported in the Dallas Morning News.  Judge Martin Hoffman, of the Dallas district court, dismissed a lawsuit brought by Mikey Weinstein against Gordon Klingenstein.  Weinstein, a former Air Force lawyer, is an avowed atheist and founder of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, which opposes what it claims to be unconstitutional religious activities in the armed forces.  Klingenstein is a former Navy chaplain and an ordained minister of the Dallas-based Full Gospel Church, a very conservative Protestant congregation.  What led to the lawsuit was the fact that Klingenstein had made public a so-called "imprecatory prayer" directed against Weinstein — that is, a prayer that asks God to harm somebody.

Physicist Writes Mathematical Study to Avoid Traffic Ticket.  A physicist faced with a fine for running a stop sign has proved his innocence by publishing a mathematical paper, and has even won a prize for his efforts.

12 Mysterious Google Maps Sightings

10 Places You're Not Allowed to See on Google Maps

Surge in Obesity Sparks Crematorium Blazes.  As the number of obese Germans rises, the funeral industry is scrambling to make adjustments in how larger bodies with more fat can be safely incinerated.  A number of crematoriums have suffered severe damage when burning fat overwhelmed their emergency measures.

Tungsten-Filled 1 Kilo Gold Bar Found In The UK.  The last time a story of Tungsten-filled gold appeared on the scene was just two years ago, and involved a 500 gram bar of gold full of tungsten, at the W.C. Heraeus foundry, the world's largest metal refiner and fabricator.  It also became known that said "gold" bar originated from an unnamed bank.

Exxon Valdez sold for scrap.  Oriental Nicety, the vessel formally named Exxon Valdez, was sold for around $16 million for scrap to Global Marketing Systems Inc., a company in Maryland.  Exxon Valdez ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound in 1989, resulting in the worst oil spill in U.S. waters until the Deepwater Horizon spill in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010.

FBI Can't Crack Android Pattern-Screen Lock.  Pattern-screen locks on Android phones are secure, apparently so much so that they have stumped the Federal Bureau of Investigation.  The bureau claims in federal court documents that forensics experts performed "multiple attempts" to access the contents of a Samsung Exhibit II handset, but failed to unlock the phone.

New winged roller coaster 'the Swarm' rips the arms off crash test dummies.  A theme park in London is set to debut a powerful new winged roller coaster this month, but only after first figuring out how not to dismember its riders.  Time reports that Thorpe Park has been conducting test runs of its new coaster, the Swarm, even enlisting fighter pilots who described the ride as "gut-wrenching."

Mass. school quickly fixes racist typo on menu.  Superintendent Judith Scannell tells The Eagle-Tribune the menu was supposed to list KK Chicken Tenders, with the KK standing for a creatively spelled "Krispy, Krunchy," but an employee mistakenly hit the "K" key one too many times.

174 names for dust bunnies.

The strangest packaged foods of all time.  A multitude of bizarre packaged foods and beverages exist for those who are willing to look hard enough and experiment.

Man says 9-foot tapeworm came from undercooked salmon salad.  Anthony Franz had started to eat healthy, but the salmon salad he ordered for lunch from Shaw's Crab House in August 2006 wasn't the best choice, according to a lawsuit filed Monday.  Franz says he became violently ill for several days after eating that salad and later "passed a 9-foot tapeworm."  A pathologist determined the giant tapeworm only has one source — "undercooked fish, such as salmon," according to court papers.

Run on safe deposit boxes.  It might be a good idea to get yourself a safe deposit box while they are still available.  Some countries are running out of them.

Pitched directly at dogs, the advert that whistles.  A television advert with a soundtrack only dogs can hear will be broadcast in the UK for the first time today [2/12/2012].  The pet food commercial features a high-pitched sound, similar to a dog whistle, which is inaudible to humans.

Legally Indelible Graffiti.  [Creative designer Sean Click's] seed bomb ad for the fast-food chain uses California poppy to "spell out" McDonald's iconic golden arches.  That's all well and fine except for one small thing:  California poppy is a state flower protected from being picked, destroyed, or dug up under penalty of law.

State Department boosts passport fees, sets cost of citizenship.  Under new consular fees published Thursday [2/2/2012] in the Federal Register, the cost of processing a formal renunciation of U.S. citizenship skyrocketed from $0 to $450.

Microsoft Patents 'Avoid Ghetto' Feature For GPS Devices.  Microsoft has been granted a patent for its "avoid ghetto" feature for GPS devices.  A GPS device is used to find shortcuts and avoid traffic, but Microsoft's patent states that a route can be plotted for pedestrians to avoid an "unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures."

The Editor says...
If the locations of America's ghettos are well documented, I should be able to sell several copies of The Atlas of American Ghettos.  Coming soon to a bookstore near you.

Hospital splashes cash on 'electro-allergy' room.  Falköping hospital in southern Sweden recently spent just under a million kronor ($146,130) to have a room adapted to suit the needs of the "electro-oversensitive", despite the fact that the allergy hasn't been scientifically proven to exist.

Cheetah the chimp from 1930s Tarzan flicks dies.  A Florida animal sanctuary says Cheetah the chimpanzee sidekick in the Tarzan movies of the early 1930s has died at age 80.

Man leaves $1.28 million dollars at Sydney restaurant.  Australian police are looking for a good explanation of why someone would walk into a Sydney eatery, exit in a seeming panic — and leave a suitcase containing more than a million dollars behind.

The Coca-Cola drinks you won't find in U.S. stores.  While "Mexican Coke" continues to surge in popularity across the United States, there are some 3,500 other products produced by Coca-Cola in more than 200 counties, most of which you'll never have the chance to see or taste.

Virtuoso's trip destroys priceless Stradivarius.  David Garrett, 26, one of the nation's foremost young concert performers, had an accident that every world-class musician must dread:  at the end of a concert at the Barbican he tripped and landed on his violin.  The instrument is a 290-year-old Stradivarius, so rare that it would be almost impossible to estimate its value.

Gas pump handles top study of filthy surfaces.  Just when you thought filling up your car could not hurt any more, researchers may have found another reason to avoid touching the gas pump:  germs. ... A team of hygienists swabbed hundreds of surfaces around six U.S. cities to see what everyday objects are breeding grounds for the worst bacteria and viruses.  The top offenders, following gas pumps, were handles on public mailboxes, escalator rails and ATM buttons.

The Fed Has a $110 Billion Problem with New Benjamins.  A significant production problem with new high-tech $100 bills has caused government printers to shut down production of the new notes and to quarantine more than one billion of the bills in huge vaults in Fort Worth, Texas and Washington, DC, CNBC has learned. ... The total face value of the unusable bills, $110 billion, represents more than ten percent of the entire supply of US currency on the planet, which a government source said is $930 billion in banknotes.

Why have 165 people gone missing from cruise ships in recent years?  According to the U.S.-based International Cruise Victims Association, 165 people have gone missing at sea since 1995, with at least 13 this year alone — many of them from vessels popular with British holidaymakers.

George Ballas dies at 85; inventor of the Weed Eater.  While driving through an automatic carwash in 1971, George Ballas watched the whirling nylon bristles glide around the contour of his vehicle and wondered if he could adapt the technology to remove the weeds around trees in his yard.  At home, he punched holes in a tin can, threaded it with wire and fishing line and bolted it to a rotating lawn edger.  He called it the Weed Eater, and when he couldn't sell the concept, he founded his own company and built it into a $40-million-a-year business.

Last Typewriter Factory in the World Shuts Its Doors.  I've owned at least two typewriters over the years.  They were passed down to me from other family members; I think one I discovered in my grandmother's basement and begged her to let me take it home with me.  She obliged and I used the thing, banging out random nonsense, until I ran out of tape.  There's something about the large, clunky, medieval device that appeals to the aspiring writers among us; they make you feel more connected to your work.  When a story is done and has been pulled off the roller, you can still feel it in your fingers.

The Editor says...
It's called a typewriter ribbon, not tape.

Exams in Turkey were all coded!  It turns out the majority of the entrance exams recently conducted (the last several years), anything from entrance to the police academy to entrance to universities have been coded.  That is, the multiple choice answers were not random, but used some simple patterns that have no doubt been whispered into the ears of the selected few that were meant to be admitted. ... The state-appointed directors that created these exams have denied any wrongdoing and that the "computer" must be at fault, as usual.

The Most Expensive Town in America.  The lowest-priced single-family home on the market in Aspen is listed for $559,000.  It's located in a trailer park.

Are U.S. government microwave mind-control tests causing TV presenters' brains to melt down?  Judith Sheindlin, the fast-talking judge on Judge Judy, was taken to hospital on Wednesday after she began speaking a nonsensical string of words during a live recording of her courtroom TV show. ... Her verbal breakdown is the fourth such recent case and the odd coincidence has prompted feverish speculation over the cause.  No video has been released of the Judge Judy incident but footage of the other three has rapidly gone viral on the internet.  The first victim was Serene Branson, a Los Angeles reporter for CBS, who delivered a completely incoherent piece to camera on the Grammy music awards last month.

Second Chance for "Golden-Voiced" Homeless Man?  Get ready to start hearing about Ted Williams — not the baseball player but the "golden voiced" homeless man about to get a second chance in Columbus, Ohio.  Williams, a panhandler near Interstate 71, solicits donations with a sign saying that he's an ex-radio announcer with a "god-given gift" who has fallen on hard times.

Coded American Civil War message in bottle deciphered.  A message in a bottle delivered to a Confederate general during the American Civil War has been deciphered, 147 years after it was written.  In the encrypted message, a commander tells Gen John Pemberton that no reinforcements are available to help him defend Vicksburg, Mississippi.  "You can expect no help from this side of the river," says the message, which was deciphered by codebreakers.

How 'Jingle Bells' by the Singing Dogs Changed Music Forever.  The late '40s and early '50s were a heady time for music recording, thanks largely to the defeat of the Nazis.  Germans had perfected magnetic tape recording and they kept it under tight wraps.  Live-sounding broadcasts of Hitler's speeches confounded the Allies:  How could der Fuhrer be in so many locations at once?  Besides having the capability to run for longer stretches of time than the phonograph (allowing for uninterrupted stretches of propaganda), the new tape technology had much higher fidelity.

Dead woman wins election in California.  Jenny Oropeza trounced her opponent on Tuesday in a race for California's state Senate, but she won't be reaping the rewards of her win.  That's because she died two weeks before the election.

Doctors treat Thomas The Tank-obsessed boy.  A child obsessed with watching Thomas The Tank Engine has alarmed doctors after failing to make friends at school, instead wandering around in a daze mumbling lines from the show.  Specialists are so concerned about the three-year-old American, known only as 'Max', that a report has been published in the Journal of Developmental and Behavioral Pediatrics.

Man says cocaine cops found in his buttocks isn't his.  A search of a 25-year-old man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning [9/29/2010] revealed one bag of marijuana and one bag of cocaine in the driver's buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.  The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him.

The Commission to Study Deficits is Broke.  As reported by The Fiscal Times, President Obama's commission to study the problem of what to do about the government running short of money is running short of money.

Lightning strike kills woman before her boyfriend could propose.  A Tennessee man says he planned to propose to his girlfriend along a North Carolina hiking trail when she was struck and killed by lightning.

Hilarious web addresses revealed in new book.  A list of the internet's most inadvertently amusing web addresses — such as the home page for celebrity agent database Who Represents, or www.whorepresents.com — have been compiled in a new book.

Volvo Crashes During Crash-Avoidance Demo.  A great reputation for safety doesn't count for much if your car crashes during a demonstration of its crash-avoidance technology.  That's exactly what happened to Volvo this week as it showed off the collision-avoidance system in the new S60 sedan.

Caller ID Spoofing Puts Innocent Man In Jail.  [Scroll down]  At the time he was living on the second floor of an apartment building in Quincy.  On the first floor lived a single woman.  Court documents and audio recordings obtained by the I-Team show one night she started getting threatening sexually explicit voice messages one after another. ... The only problem was he didn't make any of them.  Someone else did using a "caller ID" spoofing service.

Liberal Fascism:  The Font.  [Scroll down]  In a way, Helvetica is the font of liberal fascism; it's certainly the font of corporatism.  To this day, it's on the side of every one of the airplanes owned by American Airlines, a private corporation.  But it's also the font of the New York Subway system, both the work of Italian designer Massimo Vignelli, now in his late '70s, and interviewed in the Helvetica film.  And since Amtrak's inception via Congress and President Nixon in 1971, the typeface on sides of its cars and locomotives is Helvetica as well.  Helvetica symbolizes order and authority... And it's the font of IRS's tax forms.

Some Indian call centres resorting to trickery.  [Scroll down]  It's standard practice in so-called "accent neutralization" classes to teach new employees how to sound North American.  In a chilly office two floors below Rungsung's cubicle, an instructor gives nine new employees tips for pronouncing words like "turtle" and "bucket" as westerners do.

Nuclear Waste Leaves Workers Near Death in India.  At least seven people are battling for their lives in India after being exposed to the deadly radioactive element Cobalt-60.  In critical condition and near death is Deepak Jain, an Indian scrap metal dealer, in whose shop "eight bags" of radioactive wires and metal scraps were found.  In late March, after cutting into a "mysterious shining object" that began to ooze white liquid, Jain was exposed to potentially lethal doses of Cobalt-60.

Excessive cleanliness may boost allergies.  Put away the hand sanitizer.  It's not necessarily the grime, dust bunnies, cat dander or pollen causing those miserable springtime allergies.  The culprit actually may be too much cleanliness.  "Allergies have become widespread in developed countries:  hay fever, eczema, hives and asthma are all increasingly prevalent.  The reason?  Excessive cleanliness is to blame," said Dr. Guy Delespesse, an immunologist and director of the Allergy Research Laboratory at the University of Montreal.

Woman charged with killing husband is lobbyist.  A 45-year-old woman, charged with ending a domestic dispute by killing her 26-year-old husband of five days, is a registered lobbyist for a group fighting domestic violence.

Global Warmists' Mouths Frozen Shut.  [Scroll down]  British senior citizens are burning books to keep warm.  As one bookstore worker in Wales said, "Book burning seems terribly wrong but we have to get rid of unsold stock for pennies and some of the pensioners say the books make ideal slow-burning fuel for fires and stoves.  A lot of them buy up large hardback volumes so they can stick them in the fire to last all night."  Apparently, it's cheaper to burn an encyclopedia than coal.

Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic.  The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night [1/13/2010] beneath a group of about 20 participants in the weight-loss programme.

Judge sworn in with hand on dictionary.  A judge in New York state took the oath of office with his hand placed on a dictionary rather than a book of scripture because officials could find no Bible.

A fool and his money:
Man 'buys' $3 billion CD-ROM on Amazon — just to see what would happen.  A man in the U.S. has 'bought' an item on Amazon with a price tag of nearly three billion dollars — just to see what would happen.  Brian Klug spotted the copy of the Discovery Channel's 'Cells' CD-ROM for sale at $2,904,980,000.  Out of sheer curiosity, convinced the price tag was a mistake, he put in his credit card details to buy it and stepped back to see what would happen next.

Lottery numbers the same in consecutive draws in Bulgaria.  Bulgaria's Sports Minister Svilen Neykov has ordered a special review of the national lottery after the same numbers were picked in straight draws.  The numbers 4, 15, 23, 24, 35, and 42 were drawn on September 6 and again on September 10 in consecutive lottery rounds.

The Day the Muzak Died.  Throughout the mid-20th century Muzak oozed into America's airports, grocery stores, dentist offices and bank lobbies, reaching at its peak 100 million listeners a day.  But by the late 1960s, rival companies appeared on the scene, most delivering original rock tunes instead of square old Mantovani covers.  By the 1980s, background music was no longer simply a strategy to boost productivity; it was ingrained in the culture.  People grew anxious and edgy in its absence, not unlike junkies in need of a fix.

Naming cows isn't udder nonsense.  Cows that are given names produce more milk than those that are not, says a new study out of England.  The study, conducted by Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson at Newcastle University in Newcastle upon Tyne, discovered that more affectionate treatment of cattle — including giving cows names — can increase milk production by more than 68 gallons annually.  An average cow produces about 2,000 gallons of milk a year.  Douglas says the positive effect of naming cows has always been a belief among farmers, but until now, there was no scientific evidence.

Japan's sewers paved with gold.  A sewage treatment facility in Nagano prefecture, north-west of Tokyo, has reported a yield of gold extracted from sludge to rival production levels at some of the best mines in the world.  Tens of thousands of pounds worth of gold has been found at the Suwa treatment facility in the past year, with more than 1,890 grammes of gold per tonne of ash recorded from incinerated sludge.

Scientists exploit nature to cut mosquitoes' life short.  Old mosquitoes usually spread disease, so Australian researchers figured out a way to make the pests die younger — naturally, not poisoned.  Scientists have been racing to genetically engineer mosquitoes to become resistant to diseases like malaria and dengue fever that plague millions around the world, as an alternative to mass spraying of insecticides.

Material slicker than Teflon discovered by accident.  A superhard substance that is more slippery than Teflon could protect mechanical parts from wear and tear, and boost energy efficiency by reducing friction.  The "ceramic alloy" is created by combining a metal alloy of boron, aluminium and magnesium (AlMgB14) with titanium boride (TiB2).  It is the hardest material after diamond and cubic boron nitride.

Bailiff's mistake leads to mistrial in Harris murder.  The Harris County jury returned a guilty verdict after deliberating 45 minutes in a murder case, but the judge realized he had a real problem.  Sitting in the jury box were 13 citizens.  Instead of sentencing Charles Mapps to prison in the shooting death of his girlfriend, state District Judge Mark Kent Ellis on Tuesday declared a mistrial.

Darlington will have Australia's first vertical cemetery.  Up to 100 Victorians have registered their interest in being buried standing up at Australia's first vertical cemetery, due to open in January. ... People who choose a vertical burial will be placed in biodegradable shrouds and buried in cylindrical holes feet first.

Cows have magnetic attraction to lying north to south.  With the help of Google Earth images, Sabine Begall, of Germany's University of Duisburg-Essen, led a research team that looked at satellite images of 8,510 cattle in more than 300 pastures around the world.  Their findings, published in a paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, claimed that the earth's magnetic field is "the only common and most likely factor responsible for the observed alignment".

Fifty-two cows are killed after lightning hits a wire fence.  The Hereford and Normandy breed cows were discovered by the ranch manager in the field.  A veterinary expert who examined the carcases said they had been killed by lightning hitting the wire fence bordering the field where the animals were stood.

Man calls 911 after Subway left sauce off sandwich.  Jacksonville police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Fort Pierce woman calls 911 when McNuggets run out.  Told McDonald's was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece, a local woman called 911.  Three times.  "This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one," Latreasa L. Goodman later told police.  "This is an emergency."

Spam Turns Serious and Hormel Turns Out More.  The economy is in tatters and, for millions of people, the future is uncertain.  But for some employees at the Hormel Foods Corporation plant here, times have never been better.  They are working at a furious pace and piling up all the overtime they want.  The workers make Spam, perhaps the emblematic hard-times food in the American pantry.

Grandmother had the only cake in the contest — and still came second.  When her Victoria sponge earned second place in a cake competition, Jenny Brown was naturally delighted.  That is, until she found out she was the only entry.  Officials at her village fete apparently felt her baking just wasn't worthy of a first-class ribbon.

This is an original compilation, Copyright © 2013 by Andrew K. Dart

Law exam a breeze for 8-year-old.  An 8-year-old boy with dreams of becoming a judge has passed a law school entrance exam — shocking Brazil's legal profession and prompting a federal investigation.  The Universidade Paulista, a multi-campus private university, issued a statement acknowledging that Joao Victor Portellinha de Oliveira had passed the entrance exam and that it initially enrolled him.  But he was turned away from classes when he showed up on Thursday [3/6/2008] with his father.

One in Nine Berliners Wants the Wall Back, Study Shows.  Every ninth Berliner would prefer the barrier which used to divide and encircle the city was still in place, according to a survey carried out on behalf of Berlin's Free University.

Gifted but dumb.
Gifted Student Hospitalized After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen.  A gifted 15-year-old student from India had to be rushed to the hospital after drinking liquid nitrogen during a science class at Princeton University.

Date palm seed from Masada is the oldest to germinate.  Scientists using radiocarbon dating have confirmed that an ancient Judean date palm seed among those found in the ruins of Masada in present-day Israel and planted three years ago is 2,000 years old — the oldest seed ever to germinate.

Firefighters fined for speeding to blazes.  Firefighters are being issued speeding tickets by the NSW Government for rushing to life-threatening emergencies in fire engines.  In an astounding case of bureaucracy gone mad, the Government is sending infringement notices to the homes of individual fire truck drivers.

Texas man tries to cash $360bn cheque.  Forth Worth police earlier this week slapped the cuffs on a 21-year-old music biz wannabe who decided the best way to raise some venture capital was to cash a dodgy cheque for $360 billion, NBC 5 reports. … [The police] arrested Fuller on suspicion of fraud, as well as unlawfully carrying a weapon and marijuana possession since he'd decided to make his play while packing a pistol and a small amount of weed.

The Editor says...
Unless he got the money in billion-dollar bills, he would have a hard time leaving the bank with that much money.  In $20 bills, that quantity of cash would be almost as big as the bank itself.  My guess is that he probably is a product of the public schools, where hardly any student knows the importance of correctly placing a decimal point.

Father of LSD takes final trip.  The father of LSD and the first person to experience an "acid trip", Albert Hoffman, has died aged 102.  Swiss-born Hoffman was renowned by chemists, pharmacists and hippies the world over for stumbling across the world's first synthesised hallucinogen, lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), in 1938.

His brick of dried noodles fed countless.  We can hope that Momofuku Ando, the inventor of instant ramen noodles who died last week at age 96, had a fulfilling life.  We know we'll always be full thanks to his ingenious cheap eats.  After its introduction in the States in 1972, ramen noodles quickly became a food staple for dorm and apartment dwellers on limited budgets.

Colin Murdoch:  The disposable syringe, the silent burglar alarm, the childproof medical bottle and the animal tranquilliser dart — all were invented by Colin Murdoch.  His inventions have had a beneficial impact on the lives of millions of people, though did little to enrich Murdoch himself.

Inventor of Gatorade Dies at 80.  Dr. Robert Cade, who invented the sports drink Gatorade and launched a multibillion-dollar industry that the beverage continues to dominate, died Tuesday [11/27/2007] of kidney failure.  He was 80.

Richard Knerr,  co-founder of Wham-O Inc., which unleashed the granddaddy of American fads, the Hula Hoop, on the world half a century ago along with another enduring leisure icon, the Frisbee, has died.  He was 82.

Chemical plant accident creates laughing gas cloud.  An accident in a chemical plant Friday [6/6/2008] created a frightening-looking cloud of "laughing gas," government and emergency officials said.  Nobody was reported to be injured — or to be giggling uncontrollably.

A dark discovery — no, really, this stuff is dark.  A scientist at Rice University has created the darkest material known to man, a carpet of carbon nanotubes that reflects only 0.045 percent of all light shined upon it.  That's four times darker than the previously darkest known substance, and more than 100 times darker than the paint on a black Corvette.

Unexplained beer injuries.  Doctors have always used a tribal vocabulary to communicate between themselves, but now their secret lingo is been enriched by the electronic media and urban slang. … [For example,] CTD means "Circling The Drain", GPO signifies "Good for Parts Only" and Rule of Five means that if more than five of the patient's orifices are obscured by tubing, he has no chance.

AK-47 Inventor Doesn't Lose Sleep Over Havoc Wrought With His Invention.  Sixty years after the AK-47 went into production, Mikhail Kalashnikov says he does not stay awake at night worrying about the bloodshed wrought by the world's most popular assault rifle.

Anti-swimmer system bad news for frogmen.  The system is designed to protect commercial piers, government and military vessels, cruise ships, terminals, and other high-value assets, but it'll work just as well for your hideaway surf break.  You know it's good if the oil sheiks buy it.  Kongsberg installed an integrated system at a "High-Value Seaside resort" in the United Arab Emirates; the exact location is classified.

Sudoku-playing Jurors Make Judge Stop Drug Trial.  A judge aborted a drug conspiracy trial Tuesday [6/10/2008] after some jurors were found to have been playing the puzzle game Sudoku while evidence was being given. … The judge was alerted after it was observed the jurors were writing vertically, rather than horizontally.  It had been assumed they were taking notes.

MADD warns off foe of illegal aliens.  Michelle Dallacroce was hopping mad when she received a letter from Mothers Against Drunk Driving demanding she change the name of her organization, Mothers Against Illegal Aliens.  "I couldn't believe it," Mrs. Dallacroce said.  "I don't know who would be confused by this.  We don't even have the same acronym."  Mrs. Dallacroce, … received a certified letter Oct. 10 stating that MADD owns the rights to the name "Mothers Against" and giving her 10 days to stop using it.

'I never saw Taylor eat people'.  In March, a witness told the Special Court for Sierra Leone that Taylor ordered fighters in his National Patriotic Front of Liberia to eat their enemies as a way of striking terror into his opponents.  Joseph "Zigzag" Marzah, who described himself as Taylor's chief of operations and head of a death squad before Taylor became president, said African peacekeepers and even United Nations personnel were killed and eaten on the battlefield by Taylor's militiamen.  He also said he had sat with Taylor as he ate a human liver.

Biodegradable coffins rise up.  Biodegradable coffins are part of a larger trend toward "natural" burials, which require no formaldehyde embalming, cement vaults, chemical lawn treatments or laminated caskets.  Advocates say such burials are less damaging to the environment.  Biodegradable containers cost from around $100 for a basic cardboard box up to more than $3,000 for a handcrafted, hand-painted model.

Oops!
Scientists Find Oldest Living Animal, Then Kill It.  The team from Bangor University in Wales was dredging the waters north of Iceland as part of routine research when the unfortunate specimen, belonging to the clam species Arctica islandica, commonly known as the ocean quahog, was hauled up from waters 250 feet deep. Only after researchers cut through its shell … and counted its growth rings did they realize how old it had been — between 405 and 410 years old.

Smiling can seriously damage your health.  Real emotions, Makoto Natsume says, are being dangerously suppressed by the "smile masks" that [Japanese] women wear all day at work and the psychological effects he sees among patients are devastating.  Depression, mental illness and other disorders are spreading fast, he cautions, and smile-mask syndrome could soon become a serious national health issue.

Bagpipes a threat to the environment (and we're not talking noise pollution).  Traditionally the chanter on the bottom of Highland pipes, which is used to create the melody, was made from native woods such as bog oak.  But Scottish mariners who travelled to Africa in the 18th century returned with supplies of African Blackwood, which proved to be far more resilient and produced a sweeter sound.  Since then the species, known as Mpingo in Swahili, has been a staple component of most quality pipes.

Disco-dancing dentist sued for drilling disaster.  A dentist was dancing to a song on the radio while drilling on a woman's tooth, and she wound up in the hospital when the drill bit snapped off and lodged near her eye, a lawsuit alleges.  Brandy Fanning, 31, said she had to undergo emergency surgery and spent three days in the hospital because of the October 2004 mishap.

Once in a while, justice is swift.
Fleeing Robbery Suspect Eaten By Alligator.  A Florida man police said was breaking into cars at Miccosukee Resort and Gaming was attacked and killed by a 9-foot alligator while trying to run from police. … One of the men was quickly captured by officers during the incident last week but the other robbery suspect tried to elude officer by jumping into a large pond behind the facility, according to a WJXT-TV report.

Photo Experts Say 'Stop Deleting!'  Look through any old photo album and you'll find them:  terrible family photos — the crying baby, the poorly lighted shot, the out-of-focus family, the off-center portrait.  But the new digital ritual is changing all that.  Some call it the lost art of bad photography.

Cards for inmates say it all for you:  The cards displayed on the bookstore rack stopped me in my tracks.  They shared a simple cover drawing — a delicate yellow rose with a barbed-wire stem — but their greetings suggested an unconventional audience:  "Sorry to Hear About Your Arrest."

Sigbritt, 75, has world's fastest broadband.  A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books — with the world's fastest internet connection.  Sigbritt Löthberg's home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed.

Roswell aliens theory revived by deathbed confession.  Last week came an astonishing new twist to the Roswell mystery.  Lieutenant Walter Haut was the public relations officer at the base in 1947 and was the man who issued the original and subsequent press releases after the crash on the orders of the base commander, Colonel William Blanchard.  Haut died last year but left a sworn affidavit to be opened only after his death.

Nissan warns U.S. cellphones can disable car keys.  Nissan North America has a warning for customers:  placing your electronic key too close to your cellphone could leave you stranded.  The automaker is asking customers driving new models of two of its flagship sedans to keep their car keys and cellphones at least an inch apart to avoid disabling the "intelligent keys."

No such thing as a free lunch?  They eat food they find in bins and are driven by conscience, not financial need.  Meet the freegans.  According to the saying there's no such thing as a free lunch, but freegans beg to differ.  They only eat food they can scavenge for free from supermarket dustbins.  Most is only just past its sell-by date, some is still within it but the packaging has been damaged.  The freegan philosophy of "ethical eating" is a reaction against a wasteful society and a way of highlighting how supermarkets dump tonnes of food every year that is still edible.

Mice move in to new New York Times building.  The New York Times just moved into a new $600 million, 52-story building and all people want to talk about is the mice.  Or the leaks.  Or the screwy elevators.

Is the Vatican a Rogue State?  The top crime neighborhood in the world isn't in Sao Paulo or Lagos.  It's not the Bronx in New York, or even Wedding in Berlin.  It's the small city ruled by Pope Benedict XVI, which apparently sees more criminal cases per capita than any other part of the world.

Italian woman finds live grenade in potato bag.  A 74-year-old Italian grandmother who bought a sack of potatoes at the her local market found a live grenade among the spuds. ... Police said the pine cone-shaped grenade, which had no pin and was still active, was the same type used by U.S. soldiers in Europe in World War Two.

No More Monster Bunnies for North Korea.  The fate of 12 German giant rabbits delivered to North Korea is in doubt.  The breeder who sent them suspects they have been eaten by top officials rather than used to set up a bunny farm.

Cooking spray:  Prevents TV outages?  Consumers can purchase a variety of products, such as heaters and covers, to prevent snow build-up on their dishes.  Heaters can cost upwards of $100 to $200 depending on the size of the dish.  A can of Pam cooking oil spray can also do the job.

Your car will talk to other cars — soon.  Researchers from the Network Research Lab at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) and car manufacturer BMW are working on an autonomous, self-organising communication network that connects cars to each other, allowing them to collect data from their immediate surroundings, process it and exchange it with other cars.

Plastic duck armada is heading for Britain after 15-year global voyage.  A flotilla of plastic ducks is heading for Britain's beaches, according to an American oceanographer.  For the past 15 years Curtis Ebbesmeyer has been tracking nearly 30,000 plastic bath toys that were released into the Pacific Ocean when a container was washed off a cargo ship.

Male gators attracted to tuba's B flat.  Mating Florida alligators respond to the note of B flat — at least when played on a tuba through the wood of a boardwalk.  At least that's what a Tampa Tribune reporter discovered in an attempt to replicate a 1944 experiment, "Response of Captive Alligators to Auditory Stimulation," conducted at the Museum of Natural History in New York.

Oven door passed off as flat-screen TV in scam.  An unsuspecting woman purchased a "flat-screen television set" at a bargain price, the package even bubble-wrapped and complete with cord and controller. … Despite the bizarre fraud, police say oven doors are an increasingly hot item in area burglaries.

ATMs blown up with gas.  Dutch banks said on Monday [2/27/2006] they are to take urgent measures to end a spate of thefts from automatic telling machines (ATMs) by criminals blowing them up with gas. … Thieves drill a hole into the machine, pump gas in, retire to a safe distance and then detonate the gas, blowing the notes inside onto the street for gathering up.

Stay calm everyone, there's Prozac in the drinking water.  Prozac, the anti-depression drug, is being taken in such large quantities that it can now be found in Britain's drinking water.

Kodak to Discontinue Black-And-White Paper.  Ending a century-old tradition, Eastman Kodak Co. will soon stop making black-and-white photographic paper, a niche product for fine-art photographers and hobbyists that is rapidly being supplanted by digital-imaging systems.

Microchip Pioneer Jack Kilby Dies at 81.

What are you laughing at?  In 1953, Charles Douglass invented a machine called the "laff box," which we commonly refer to today as the "laugh track," ushering in a new era of comedy on television.  Counterculturalist Paul Krassner once called the laugh track "the epitome of televised hypnotic suggestion."

Britain Moves Against Windfall for Rapist.  Home Secretary David Blunkett said Thursday [8/12/2004] he planned to bar convicted felons from benefiting from financial windfalls while behind bars after a jailed rapist won 7 million pounds (12.6 million) on the national lottery.

Doctor abandoned surgery patient to cash a check:  A Cambridge orthopedic surgeon had his license suspended by the state medical board yesterday for leaving the operating room during spinal surgery - to go to the bank to cash a check.  Dr. David C. Arndt of Mount Auburn Hospital was found to pose an "immediate threat to the public health" after he allegedly abandoned a patient already under anesthesia with an incision on his back to go to a Harvard Square bank.

Einstein's theory may be relatively wrong:  The crux of Einstein's theory of relativity -- that E = mc² -- is under challenge, following evidence that the speed of light might be slowing down.  The discovery, made by a team of Australian scientists, undermines Einstein's key formula which maintains that the speed of light must remain constant.

Have You Ever Tried To Sell A Diamond?  The diamond invention -- the creation of the idea that diamonds are rare and valuable, and are essential signs of esteem -- is a relatively recent development in the history of the diamond trade.

The Army's Best Invention:  It was developed in just 30 days in the summer of 1942 by the Subsistence Research Laboratory in Chicago.  And never in its 52-year history has it been known to break, rust, need sharpening or polishing.  Perhaps that is why many soldiers, past and present, regard the P-38 C-ration can opener as the Army's best invention.

Intentional:
NY Restaurant Charging $41 for Burger:  The Old Homestead restaurant in New York bills it as "The World's Most Decadent Hamburger."

Unintentional:
Man is charged $4,334.33 for four burgers.  An AP item datelined Palmdale, California notes that George Beane was charged $4,334.33 for four burgers at Burger King.  To make a long story short, the cashier entered $4.33 and then forgetfully reentered the same amount again, resulting in a debit-card charge that instantly was paid out of his Bank of America account, wiping out his balance.

Sonygate, Part 2: Fake "Patriots":  Maybe they should change the name from Sony to phony.  Just a week after the studio grudgingly admitted its advertising executives faked a film critic in print ads for several of its movies, Sony's facing another in-house case of fakery.  Daily Variety reports the studio passed off two of its employees as faux fans in commercials hyping last year's The Patriot.

Bank chief mugged at cash machine:  Multi-millionaire Sir George Mathewson was robbed by two muggers who distracted him by saying he had dropped a £5 note.  Mathewson, chairman of the Royal Bank of Scotland, was withdrawing cash from a central London automated teller machine when two con men approached him.

Smart People Live LongerBritish scientists say their research suggests that the smarter you are, the longer you live — but they don't know why.

Air Force Colonel Jailed for Sexual Harassment He is believed to be the highest-ranking Air Force officer ever convicted on sexual harassment charges.

Parking lot saliva brings murder arrestPolice wanted to find a DNA sample ...and they got it when the suspect spat.

Cop Killings Hit 35-Year LowForty-two law enforcement officers were feloniously killed by others in the line of duty across the nation in 1999, the lowest number in 35 years, according to new statistics released by the FBI on March 15, 2001.

Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill.  A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he received a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution. … The guy is actually lucky because at least this amount is obviously stupid.  It could just as well have been an erroneous number which was vaguely reasonable but expensive and because the computer says it, it must as we all know, be right.

Electricity shut off in Flint home over a penny.  Jacqueline Williams, 41, of Flint had an electricity bill of $1,662.08 and paid all of it, except for one cent.  That wasn't enough for the power company, which blacked her out for seven hours Wednesday [5/10/2006].

Politicians share personality traits with serial killers: Study.  Using his law enforcement experience and data drawn from the FBI's behavioral analysis unit, Jim Kouri has collected a series of personality traits common to a couple of professions.  Kouri, who's a vice president of the National Assn. of Chiefs of Police, has assembled traits such as superficial charm, an exaggerated sense of self-worth, glibness, lying, lack of remorse and manipulation of others.  These traits, Kouri points out in his analysis, are common to psychopathic serial killers.



Superstition in the news

This sounds like a story out of a thousand-year-old newspaper.
Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery.  Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.  Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

This phone number will NOT kill.  Nigeria's government is assuring people in Africa's most populous nation that a phone call can't kill you.  A text message has spread across the country in recent days, warning that people will die if they answer mobile phone calls from 09141.

Mysterious 'Dog-Headed Pig Monster' Terrorizes Africa.  One Namibian official, regional councilor Andreas Mundjindi, was quoted in Informante newspaper as saying, "This is an alien animal that the people have not seen before.  We don't have a forest here, only bushes.  So, this must be black magic at play."

Indian villagers hold frog wedding to bring rain.  With five priests chanting scriptures, a frog groom named Punarvasu and his amphibian bride Pushala were joined in holy Hindu matrimony by villagers hoping the ancient custom will bring monsoon rains to their drought-stricken district.

Indian police arrest 2 men for sacrificing child.  Two men have been arrested in central India for allegedly killing a 7-year-old girl and cutting out her liver in a ritual sacrifice to ensure a better harvest, police said Monday [1/2/2012].

45 people lynched amid Haiti cholera fears.  Angry Haitian mobs have lynched at least 45 people in recent weeks, accusing them of spreading a cholera outbreak that has killed over 2500 people across the country, officials said.  The number included at least 14 suspected sorcerers previously known to have been lynched in the far southwestern region of Grand'Anse as local people feared they were spreading cholera with a magical substance.  The area has been largely spared by the outbreak.



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