The U.S. government is making it known that it can [and does] sift through all the data packets on the internet, if need be, using Carnivore and Echelon, hoping to find some terrorist's malicious email in the process.  And if that's what the three-letter agencies are really up to, I wish them all the best.

However, if they're using Carnivore to go after orchid salesmen, that's another matter.

All you have to do is search for the term "Hello to all my friends and fans in domestic surveillance", using your favorite search engine, and you'll dig up several pages with more or less the same collection of "suspicious" words and phrases which are supposedly able to "jam Echelon".

For example,  [1]  [2]  [3]  [4]  [5]  [6]  [7]  [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24]       [26] [27]       [29]             [32]       [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39]

Dead links removed 2/20/2009.

You could drum up a few more lists like this by using your favorite search engine to see who lives at "9705 Samford Road", or try — as I did, unsuccessfully — to find a definition for "PA598D28" or "Tzvrif."  Most of the lists (linked above) contain those terms as well as seemingly irrelevant words like "quiche."  If you are compiling a list from scratch, be sure to include some of the proper nouns on this page.

Now of course I know there is probably no great value in publishing semi-suspicious documents just to see who's reading them.  Nor is there much to be gained by wasting someone else's time (and mine) explaining that I was just publishing random words to exercise my right to free speech and artistic expression.  But you know, the citizens of the United States have the right to discuss any and all of these topics through e-mail, paper mail or telephone conversations, or to search for them on the internet, as long as no criminal activity is directly involved.  That is, as long as the information is not intended to facilitate the commission of a crime.

In any other country, you might be in big trouble if you merely mentioned a word like "dynamite" in your e-mail or telephone conversations.  Fortunately, in the United States we have the freedom to communicate with almost any combination of words and phrases, especially if the words and sentences are not used in a manner which is unlawful, threatening, abusive, harassing, or defamatory, and as long as these words and sentences do not encourage conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, or give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate applicable laws.  Nothing on this web site even approaches such a thing.  This web page is presented as a public service, to inform and educate the American public about a potential threat to our fundamental right of free speech.

Perhaps a new group of visitors will become interested in this subject, now that domestic spying, internet data retention, and wholesale monitoring of the internet has become a hot topic.  Please note that merely copying a whole block of text from this page and putting in an email message is not an effective use of the material.  Use your imagination — and a little finesse — for best results.

On the internet, lists of purely random words abound:
[1]     [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]     [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15]

These word lists have two primary applications:  They can be used in a "dictionary attack" to crack a password, or they can be used in college-level computer science courses to teach things like sorting and searching a huge text file.

In contrast to the random arrangements of words from a dictionary, most of the words and phrases on this page mean something to somebody.  Specific combinations of words are believed to be of great interest to the three-letter agencies involved in so-called "domestic spying."

It's amusing to see what happens when you copy this entire page to a text file, then put it into a text editor and hit "Find all misspelled words."

Incidentally, I'm somewhat flattered that all these people have found this page so interesting.  (It sure took them a long time to figure out "NFFNFFVANGVBA".)

This page was rephrased and quoted extensively in an article called The Most Dangerous Diary You Will Ever Read.  That article was then quoted and discussed at length here.  It is very easy to find web pages that "borrow" material from this page because a few of the items on this page are utter nonsense that I made up myself.  This is similar to the way map makers protect their maps from copying — they insert streets and highways and curves in the road that don't exist!  All that aside...

The Carnivore system is apparently designed to detect any discussion via the internet which includes certain combinations of "suspicious" words and phrases.  To stay safely "below the radar" you should never mention anything about certain people such as Viet Dinh, Ralph Merkle, Whitfield Diffie, Joseph Kony, Jack Cashill, Geert Wilders, Ira Magaziner, Henry Cisneros, Khalid bin Mahfouz, Buell Frazier, Alan G. Whicher, Hillary Rodham, Tenchi Seikyo, Jayna Davis, Terrance Yeakey, Buddy Youngblood, Richard Lee Guthrie, Jesse Trentadue, Cary Gagan, Andreas Strassmeir, Gary D. Hunt, Mike Loudenslager, Tiffany Bible, Arlene Blanchard, John Doe #2, Ruth and Michael Paine, George De Mohrenschildt, Fidel Castro, Robert Mugabe, Laurent Kabila, Idi Amin, Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo, Che Guevara, Aafia Siddiqui, Prisoner 650, Horst Feistel, Angelo Mozilo, Maria Hsia, Jamie Gorelick, Erich Scherfen and Rubeena Tareen, Albert Arnold Gore Junior, Anthony Marceca, Ausaf Umar Siddiqui, Vernon Wayne Howell, Vincent Foster, Walter Krivitsky, Patrick Matrisciana, Patrick Knowlton, Cliff Baxter, Rush Limbaugh, Maggie Williams, Patsy Thomasson, Katrina Leung, William B. Black, Jr., Lt. Gen. James R. Clapper, Jr., USAF, Janet Reno, Oliver North, Carlos Ghigliotti, Jeff Christie, Wayne LaPierre, Diane Klieman, Sibel Edmonds, Geoff Shields, David Rupert, Juanita Broaddrick, Jim Guy Tucker, David Hale, Bruce Lindsey, Charles Wibourne Miller, Carolyn Huber, Billy Dale, Texe Marrs, Margie Gray, Matt Drudge, Gary Aldrich, Conway LeBleu, Craig Livingstone, Katherine Prudhomme, Eric Butera, Scott Reynolds, Jim McDougal, Harold Ickes, Sidney Blumenthal, Daniel A. Dutko, James Bunch, James Milam, James Sabow, James Carville, Niko Jerkuic, Sandy Hume, Stanley Huggins, Terrance Yeakey, Ho Chi Minh, Tim Sabel, Todd McKechan, William Barkley, William Densberger, Webster Hubbell, George Orwell, Kurt Westergaard, Dolly Kyle Browning, Trish Trupo, Gennifer Flowers, Bobbie Ann Williams, Betty Currie, Aaron Tonken, Buzz Patterson, Kathleen Willey, Patricia and Glenn Mendoza, Carolyn Moffet, Eileen Wellstone, Sandra Allen James, Christy Zercher, Ingmar Guandique, Sally Perdue, Sharlene Wilson, Linda Tripp, Paula Jones, Bernard Schwartz, Monica Lewinsky, Hiram Edson, Eli Seigel, Madalyn Murray-O'Hair, Joseph W. Tkach, Chizuo Matsumoto, Benjamin Roden, Sun Myung Moon, Albert Pike, Bonnie Lou Nettles, Teri Hoffman, Adam Weishaupt, Franz Anton Mesmer, Ellen G. White, Robert Garza, Hatem El-Hady, William Foster Garrett, Florence Martin, Mochtar Riady, Larry Silverstein, Christopher Ruddy, Michael Isikoff, Kenneth Michael Trentadue, Zoh Hieronimus, Alonzo Cantu, Chien Chuen "Johnny" Chung, Irene Wu, James Riady, John Huang, Charlie Trie, Sister Frigidaire, Owney Madden, Abderraouf Jdey a/k/a Abd Al-Rauf Bin Al-Habib Bin Yousef Al-Jiddi, Abderraouf Dey, A. Raouf Jdey, Abdal Ra'Of Bin Muhammed Bin Yousef Al-Jadi, Farouq Al-Tunisi, Abderraouf Ben Habib Jeday, or Farouk the Tunisian, Kathy Ferguson, Barbara Wise, Jerry Luther Parks, Stokely Standiford Churchill Carmichael a/k/a Kwame Ture, Hassan Nemazee, Mohammed Mansour Jabarah, Wade Rathke, Vince Weiguang Li, Mohamed ibn Abdallah, who has pseudonyms too numerous to mention, Alan Quasha, Wang Tianyi, William Colby, Ron Brown, Sachithanantham Sri Kantha, Anthony Pellicano, Victor Raiser II, Montgomery Raiser, Paul Tulley, Raymond "Shrimpboy" Chow, Ed Willey, Hershell Friday, Carol Howe, Charles Meisner, Gandy Baugh, Bob Bittman, Yung Yuen "Norman" Hsu, Dr. Ronald Rogers, Admiral Charles Larson, Neil Moody, Paula Grober, Stanley Heard, Sant S. Chatwal, Wade Rathke, Gary Delgado, George Wiley, Steve Dickson, Jim Wilhite, Elian Gonzalez, Thomas Tamm, Jiang Zemin, Dan Rather, Walter Cronkite, Karen Kwiatkowski, Lon Horiuchi, Vicki Weaver, Jack Ruby, Malcolm X, James Earl Ray, Mary Caitrin Mahoney, Lt. Quarles Harris Jr., Kenneth Gladney, Emory Allen Evans, Aaron David Goodrich, Carl Derek Havord Cooper, Niko Jerkuic, Charles Ruff, Franjo Tudhman, and his son, Miroslav Tudjman, Imad Fayez Mughniyah, Bill Shelton, Danny Casolaro, Charles Meissner, Barry Seal, Hitler Hundzi, Calvin Walraven, Keith McKaskle, Alan Standorf, Jon Parnell Walker, Chandra Levy, Ingmar Guandique, Nicholas Van Hoogstraten, Jordan Kettleson, Kevin Ives, Don Henry, Keith Coney, Admiral Jeremy "Mike" Boorda, Johnny Lawhorn Jr., Ron Miller, James Milan, Boonie Bearden, Richard Winters, Robert Bates, Keith McMaskle, Gregory Collins, Jeff Rhodes, Suzanne Coleman, Elmer "Geronimo" Pratt, Allah, Dawud Walid, Calogero Minacore a/k/a Carlos Marcello, Ayatollah Mohammed Abdullah Al-Whatever, Yunis Al-Astal, Stephen Donald Black, Erich Gliebe, Artur Ryno, Pavel Skachevsky, Wadgy Abd El Hamied Mohamed Ghoneim, Abdullah Qadri Al Ahdal, Safwat Hijazi, Amir Siddique, Abdul Ali Musa a/k/a Clarence Reams, Samir Al Quntar, Nasr Javed, Abu Zubaydah, William Safuri, Sami AlArian, Mujeeb Cheema, Grover Norquist, Asad Siddiqy, Mohammed Chafti, Abdul Rahman Yasin, Gary Johnson, Terrance Yeakey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Pauline Kanchanalak, Kenneth J. Porter, Ezra Levant, Janie Ward, Ming Chen, Antonio Pan, Aug Setiawan, Ted Sioeng, Dewi Tirto, Subandi Tanuwidjaja, Patsy and Allen Wooten, Linda D. Medlar, Barbara Alice Wise, Paul Wilcher, W. Curry Holden, George A. Wilcox, Dan Dwyer, William "Mack" Brazel, William D. Proctor, John McBoyle, Frank Joyce, Lydia Sleppy, Nazamuddin Mohammidy, Glenn Dennis, Floyd and Loretta Proctor, Dr. Jesse Johnson, William Blanchard, Jesse A. Marcel, Norma Gardner, General Clemence McMullen, Brig. Gen. Thomas Jefferson Dubose, Captain Oliver Henderson, Timothy McVeigh, Robert L. Vesco, Otis B. Moss III, Dr. Khalid al Mansour, Dorothy Tillman, Alice Palmer, Martin Klonsky, Joelle Fishman, Zephyr Teachout, Barack Hussein Obama a/k/a Barry Soetoro a/k/a Barry Dunham, Ruth Nidesand, Sohale Siddiqi, Jennifer Mason, Jeremiah Wright, Aunt Zeituni, George Hussein Onyango Obama, Bishop Ron McRae, Reverend Kweli Shuhubia, Cynthia K. Miller, Carlos Vignali, David Miscavige, Valerie Jarrett, Dr. Khalid A-Mansour, Jacob Carruthers, Asa Hilliard, Ingrid Mattson, Maulana Karenga a/k/a Ronald McKinley Everett, Antoin "Tony" Rezko, Nikolai Yezhov, Vasili Blokhin, Dr. Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour a/k/a/ Donald Warden, O'jahnae Smith, Warren S. Jeffs, Adam Yahiye Gadahn, Vinod Gupta, Norma McCorvey, Daniel J. Hill, Osvaldo Aldrete-Davila, Jozef Retinger, Étienne Davignon, George Koval, Antonio Gramsci, Palmiro Togliatti, Adolph Hitler, Mehmet Ali Hagca, Bartle Bull, Russell E. Peachey, Ellen Rometsch, David Sanchez Morales, Lee Harvey Oswald; and especially terrorists such as the aforementioned Usama Bin Laden (also known as Osama bin Laden, Usama Bin Muhammad Bin Ladin, Shaykh Usama Bin Ladin, The Prince, The Emir, Abu Abdallah, Mujahid Shaykh, Hajj, or just The Director), Ayman Al-Zawahiri, Abu Qatada, Abdul Qadeer Khan, Abdelkarim Hussein Mohamed Al-Nasser, Adam Yahiye Gadahn, Abdel Rahman, Armaldo Forlani, Mousa Abu Marzook, Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah, Zacarias Moussaoui, Muhsin Musa Matwalli Atwah, Ali Atwa, Anas Al-Liby, Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, Hasan Izz-Al-Din, Abdul Nacer Benbrika, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jamel Ahmed Mohammed Ali Al-Badawi, Jaber A. Elbaneh, Ahmed Mohammed Hamed Ali, Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, Imad Fayez Mugniyah, Salim Hamdan, Amrozi bin Nurhasyim, Imam Samudra, Ali Ghufron, Amrozi Ghufron, Ali Saleh Mohamed Kahlah al-Marri, Mohammed Taheri-Azar, Ahmed Ressam, Mustafa Mohamed Fadhil, Sheikh Ahmed Salim Swedan, Abdul Nacer Benbrika, Daniel Andreas San Diego, Mohammed Jamil Asha, Bilal Abdullah, Abu Qatada, Abd Al Aziz Awda, Jamal al-Badawi, Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, Tawfiq bin Attash, Sheikh Muhammad Sayyed Tantawi, Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, Ramadan Abdullah Mohammad Shallah, Mohammed Ali Hamadei, Mohammed Amawi, Marwan El-Hindi, Wassim Mazloum, Abdul Rahman Yasin, Fahid Mohammed Ally Msalam, Ahmad Ibrahim Al-Mughassil, Abu Nidal, Khaled Masri, Muhammad Atef, Ali Saed Bin Ali El-Hoorie, Saif Al-Adel, Ibrahim Salih Mohammed Al-Yacoub, Isnilon Totoni Hapilon, and the late Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who was born Ahmed Fadel Nazal al-Khalayleh; and you should stay away from any discussion of things such as money laundering, the vast right-wing conspiracy, the Second Amendment, or for that matter the First Amendment, rendition flights, the right to keep and bear arms, cryptanalysis, key escrow, invasion of privacy, the Cloward-Piven strategy, world government, improper acquisition and use of 900 FBI files, improper futures trading, sexual abuse of employees, false testimony before a federal judge, shredding of documents, withholding and concealment of subpoenaed documents, fabricated charges against (and improper firing of) White House employees; or obscure places like Ruby Ridge, Orofino, Kogello, Nanaimo, Muzaffarabad, Bretton Woods, the Lenexa caves, Kecksburg, Warrenton Training Center, Swift Luck Greens, Fort Marcy Park, Area 51, Ft. Meade, Los Alamos, Sanco Airfield, Black Lake Golf Club, the basement of the Greenbrier Hotel in White Sulphur Springs WV, Anniston Army Depot, Finland PA, Finksburg MD, Montauk Air Force Station, Glynco GA, Diego Garcia, Artesia NM, Yakima, Station F83, Mapsco 25J, Sea Girt NJ, Tanguisson Point, 1825 K Street, 1024 Elysian Fields, Watchfield, Irton Moor, Herzliyya, Cheltenham, Shu Lin Kuo, Morwenstow, Waihopai, Illyuwn, Rocky Flats, Menwith Hill, Kwajalein, Cayman Islands, Pripyat, Ingushetia, Leistikowstrasse, Al Madinah, Cilipi, Dubrovnik, Kolocep, Elohim City, Camp Hero, Pine Gap, Oklahoma City, White Sands NM, Hillsboro KS, Kecksburg PA, Sugar Grove, Geraldton, Denton, Mena airstrip, the Bhuddist Temple, Waco, Bletchley Park, Mount Weather Special Facility, The Energetic Materials Research and Testing Center, Bluemont VA, Raven Rock PA, Nellis Air Force Base, Yucca Mountain; or anything about organizations such as the CIA, NSA, GHCQ, Netline, Wackenhut, Defense Information Systems Agency, Central Security Service, Defense Security Service, Government Emergency Telecommunications Service, Diplomatic Telecommunications Service, Defense Security Cooperation Agency, U.S. Peace Council, Jamaat-ud-Dawa, Lashkar-e-Taiba, Defense Threat Reduction Agency, Missile Defense Agency, Ikhwan, Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee, Weatherman Underground, Young Communist League, Searchlight Leadership Fund, National Applications Office, Joint Special Operations Command, Pentagon Force Protection Agency, National Reconnaisance Office, the Bilderberg Group, National Imagery and Mapping Agency, Secret Service, Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti, Wo Hop To, Aum Shinri Kyo, Western Journalism Center, Privacy International, Center for Defense Information, National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, the Western Virginia Office of Controlled Conflict Operations, the Arkansas Development Financial Authority, Loral Corporation, Arkansas state pension fund, the Alternate National Military Command Center, Citizens Consulting Inc., ACORN, Pacific Seafood Company, Missile and Space Intelligence Center, Dynamic Energy Resources, Federalnaia Sluzhba Besopasnosti, Zapata Petroleum, Carret Asset Management, Harken Energy, Castle Grande Estates, Skull and Bones, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, Tyson Foods, Palavi Foundation, Safa Foods, Bay Harbour Management, Robert Taylor Homes, EPIC, CPSR, Branch Davidians, 2600 Magazine, the Drudge Report, RSA, RCMP, Judicial Watch; and especially dangerous words and phrases like INFOSEC (or InfoSec), Radio Aspidistra, PGP, PEM, RIPEM, Glock, K&R, Uzi, Ingram Mac-10, Rijndael, CONUS, UFO crash, ARPA, above top secret, Project Megiddo, Project Minaret, Al Qaida, PASport network, Defense Information Systems Network, Civil Action No. 08-cv-04083, Amtrak, HEMP shielding, Z-Division, Misty, Agile Provider, Shopkeeper's Notebook, AFOSI/PJ, US Space Command Regulation 55-20, muezzin, Server in the Sky, Anthrax vaccine, USA Patriot Act, PENTBOMB, Chechnya, explosives mitigation, Koo-jee-cha-goo-lee-ya, Computer Online Forensic Evidence Extractor, Cipro, USS Cole, Guantanamo Bay, Brown Note, taqqiya, Falun Gong, Ikhwan, Ehime Maru, APCO Project 25, TETRA, Segment Q4, Segment G2, the Excluded Parties List System, true believers, Alternate Joint Communications Center, AJCC, Site R, Splash jamming, Kosovo, nffnffvangvba, American 587, Paducah Gasseous Diffusion Plant, Subterrene, dry cleaning, HI-MEMS, the Windigo phenomenon, 1LL3G4L, direct action, sabotage, smuggle, noah spaceship ararat, Artichoke, domestic disruption, Contras, cordite, covert, data havens, defensive elements, detcord, detection, detonators, Digicash, class struggle, Flashbangs, FOUO, industrial intelligence, interception, WTC7, motorcade, Law Enforcement Access Field, Physical Security Division, psyops, shaped, silencer, stakeout, subversive, teflon, the Lawndale Restoration project, national security, DOE facilities, 608 to 614 MHz, the Telecommunications Priority System, posse comitatus, Space Shuttle, Special Forces, Conelrad, dictionary attack, Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicles, permissive action links, Jihadis, birthday attack, Gamma Guppy, National Warning System, heavily sanitized, redacted, Threatcon Charlie, C4ISR facilities, Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, seismography, camouflage, RAF Fylingdales, High Probability of Completion, G-3 conditioning, Communications Security Establishment, CSE, Canadian Forces Supplementary Radio System, C/TAR, Worldwide Secure Voice Conferencing System, CFSRS, SRS, Canadian Forces Information Operations Group, CFIOG, Puzzle Palace, USS Liberty, Indigo Sky, TRSSCOMM, Decision Information Distribution System, special security classification, Telephone Booth, Autovon, the Defense Switched Network, triethyl borane, RFNA, Precison Emitter Location, Joint Tactical Radio System, brute force attack, Moonpenny, Silkworth, Voicecast, chosen plaintext, SCIF, codebook, one time pad, absolute secrecy, white noise, Al-taqiyya, retina scans, passports, credit card purchases, car rentals, prescriptions, Force Protection Condition Bravo+, banking transactions, MI6, KKN50, KKN39, WGU20, X-43A, Polecat, X-45 Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle, Sigint, Tempest, COBEOWEHHO, commerce, marriage, ninth month of pregnancy, High Altitude Exoatmospheric Nuclear Survivability, picking up a package in Malaysia, Project Cable Splicer, Project Garden Plot, inheritance powder, Combat Ciders, NEACAP, Looking Glass, Echelon, Skipjack, snefru, Clipper, cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine, Rapid Reaction, Corporate Security, Recon, domestic disruption, 9mm, Semtex, Dictionary, duress, psyops, wipeout, N975B, 9192631770, 6834682612, 1420405751.689, Plectron tones, H.R.645, The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, Capstone, VAAPCON, duress, RAID, TELINT, Magic Lantern, CIPAV, key rotation, NYS-CSCIC, skimming, PIN capture, CALEA, dumpster diving, peapod, Mole, Keyhole, white noise, squib, Blowfish, Glock, Blackbird, TEMPEST, UKUSA, keystroke logging, Project P415, MD5, IDEA, hacking, KG-84, password, Fortezza cards, plutonium, PGP 2.6.2., rail gun, nurndation, Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator, Advanced Concepts Initiative, Counter Surveillance and Reconnaissance System, Prowler, manifesto, murder, UN Army, HAARP, GWEN, NIMA, black projects, COCOT, wire transfer, xinao, SODI BEYOTER, plutonium, PGP, DES-EDE3, BATF, Bentonite, cyclonite, chloroform, snipers, enigma, Special Access Programs, denial of service, urban exploration, National Information Infrastructure, Alt-255, 1633 Hz, K9QVL, N6NHG, KC5ZTB, Area Code 710, Channel 37, 1783.74 MHz, Blowfish, Polo Step, Seven Seekers, West Wing, Project Suter, Big Safari, Grill Flame, Thirsty Saber, Zodiac Beauchamp, Able Danger, Conplan 8022, Copper Green, Footprint, Titrant Ranger, Gray Fox, Credible Wolf, Vigilant Eagle, Ragtime, Talent Keyhole, Cobra Bite, College Girls, Black Light, Project 643, Project 9000, Project 44637, Baphomet, Walpurgisnacht, Eckankar, Project 50348, Project 53527, Thermal Vicar, Constant Pisces, Trojan Footprint, Indigo Response, Wheelhouse, Yankee White, NIST 800-53, CAPTCHA, Poor Debtor, Retract Heather, e-cash, Digicash, Pyrodex, ANFO, spook, nitrate, 1569.54 Hz tuning fork, DCS1000, Triple DES, Loki, Lucifer, MD5, FBI agents, covert, crypto, l0pht, 2600 meeting, warez, TWA 800, felony convictions, the center fuel tank, diamond-cut shredder, KAL24, WAR30, WGY906, REX 84, etc.

Only an anti-capitalist troublemaker would go on and on about about the biggest defense contractors, such as Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, McDonnell Douglas, General Dynamics, Litton, Raytheon, Halliburton, United Technologies, General Motors, BAE Systems, Brown and Root, United Technologies, Sikorsky Aircraft, L-3 Communications, Humana, Occupational Health Services, Science Applications Intl, Triwest Healthcare Alliance, ITT Industries, General Electric, Honeywell, Bechtel Group, Fedex, Exxon Mobil, Textron, Oshkosh Truck, Rockwell Collins, Johnson Controls, Electronic Data Systems, Texas Instruments, United Parcel Service, and IBM.

Given the political climate in which we live today, your email correspondence had better not include any mention of Designated Foreign Terrorist Organizations, such as Abu Nidal Organization, ANO, Abu Sayyaf Group, Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Ansar al-Islam, Armed Islamic Group, GIA, Asbat al-Ansar, Aum Shinrikyo, Basque Fatherland and Liberty, ETA, Communist Party of the Philippines/New People's Army, CPP/NPA, Continuity Irish Republican Army, Gama'a al-Islamiyya, HAMAS, The Islamic Resistance Movement, Harakat ul-Mujahidin, HUM, Hizballah, Party of God, Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, IMU, Jaish-e-Mohammed, JEM, Army of Mohammed, Jama'at al-Tawhid wa'al-Jihad, Jemaah Islamiya organization, JI, al-Jihad, Egyptian Islamic Jihad, Kahane Chai, Kach, Kongra-Gel, KGK, Kurdistan Workers' Party, PKK, KADEK, Lashkar-e Tayyiba, LT, Army of the Righteous, Lashkar i Jhangvi, Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, LTTE, Mujahedin-e Khalq Organization, MEK, National Liberation Army, ELN, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, PIJ, Palestine Liberation Front, PLF, Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, PFLP, PFLP-General Command, PFLP-GC, al-Qa'ida, Real IRA, Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, FARC, Revolutionary Nuclei, ELA, Revolutionary Organization 17 November, Revolutionary People's Liberation Army/Front, DHKP/C, Salafist Group for Call and Combat, GSPC, Shining Path, Sendero Luminoso, SL, United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia, AUC.

If you really want to stay out of trouble, don't send a lot of email which includes names that appear on the U.S. Customs and Border Protection — Blocked, Denied, Entity and Debarred Persons Lists, the Bureau of Industry and Security Denied Persons List, the Office of Foreign Assets Control lists, especially the U.S. Treasury Department's List of Specially Designated Nationals, the List of Terrorists Blocked from United States (PDF, 244 pages), which is where I first saw the name Mousa Mohamed Abu Marzook in print (even though he has been mentioned on the news a few times), the list of 39 additional specially designated global terrorists, or The FBI's Most Wanted Terrorists.

Maybe I'm just rambling, or maybe this paragraph means something to somebody.  I'd ride the subway, but I haven't enough change.  The overweight charmer could slip poison into anyone's tea.  Spherical gifts are difficult to wrap.  Ralph prepared red snapper with fresh lemon sauce for dinner.  A moth zig-zagged along the path through Otto's garden.  Eating spinach nightly increases strength miraculously.  The taxicab broke down and caused a traffic jam.  The vault is roughly lined with stone.  A quart jar of oil mixed with zinc oxide makes a very bright paint.  The pelican will have breakfast on Tuesday.

I've been reading a very interesting book by Dr. Philip H. Melanson which has a lot to say about a number of distinctive names in U.S. history, including Sirhan Sirhan, Arthur Bremer, Lynette Alice Fromme, Charles M. Manson, Muharem Kerbegovic, John Schrank, the Alphabet Bomber, Sandra Collins Good, John W. Hinckley, Sara Jane Moore, Oliver Sepple, Edwin Gaudet, Samuel Byck, Charles Guiteau, Francisco Martin Duran, Joseph Maggio, Marcelino Corniel, Frank Eugene Corder, Forrest Sorrels, James P. Hosty, Griselio Torresola, and Oscar Collazo, but there was no mention of Frank Lee Morris, John William Anglin, Clarence Anglin, or Albert Anastasia.

A much more controversial book by William M. Arkin contains page after page of words and phrases you should never use during an international phone call, unless you have a reason to talk about Radiant Mercury and Moon Smoke.  If you are naturally curious, you might wonder what a Oxygen-Iodine Laser is good for, or maybe a Tailored Aperture Ceramic Laser, or any of several other terms in this list.

635688C0 looks like a random hexadecimal number, but it isn't.  If you need genuinely random numbers, use HotBits or one of these.  Large quantities of truly random numbers, when coupled with phony PGP headers, would really drive the code-crackers up a wall.

No doubt the Carnivore system is kept busy by widespread discussion of drug terms, but huge lists of such terms are available all over the internet, even from the White House web site!  You might have a perfectly legitimate reason to discuss such technical terms as methamphetamines, paraphernalia, glutethimide, dimethyltryptamine, strychnine, mescaline, MDMA, methcathinone, PCP, Rohypnol, alpha-ethyltyptamine, amphetamine, amyl nitrite, methcathinone, benzocaine, mannitol, benzocaine, Doriden, lidocaine, crack pipe, ketamine, crystal methamphetamine, currency, dimethyltryptamine, fentanyl, gamma hydroxy butyrate, hashish, heroin, hypodermic needles, isobutyl nitrite, lysergic acid diethylamide, marijuana, psilocybin, mescaline, methadone, methcathinone, methlylphenidate, ritalin, opium, hashish, peyote, phencyclidine, methylenedioxy-methamphetamine, phenylpropanolamine, psilocybin, rohypnol, cannabis, Valium, Dronabinol or delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.  Or you might have some perfectly valid reason to discuss such slang terms as 4-MTA, Abe, Abe's cabe, abolic, Acapulco gold, Acapulco red, Ace, acid, acid cube, acid freak, acid head, Adam, African black, African bush, African woodbine, agonies, Ah-pen-yen, Aimies, air blast, airhead, airplane, Alice B. Toklas, all lit up, all star, All-American drug, Alpha-ET, ames, amidone, amoeba, amp, amp joint, amped-out, amping, AMT, Angie, Angola, animal, animal tranq, animal tranquilizer, antifreeze, Apache, apple jacks, aries, aroma of men, artillery, ashes, Astro turf, atom bomb, Aunt Hazel, Aunt Mary, Aunt Nora, aunti, Aunti Emma, aurora borealis, author, B-bombs, B-40, Babe, Baby, Baby bhang, Baby habit, babysit, Baby T, backbreakers, back door, backjack, back to back, backtrack, backup, backwards, bad bundle, bad go, bad seed, bag, bag bride, bag man, bagging, bale, ball, balling, balloon, ballot, bam, bambalacha, bambs, bang, bank bandit pills, bar, barb, Barbies, barbs, barrels, Bart Simpson, base, baseball, base crazies, base head, bash, Basuco, bathtub speed, batt, battery acid, batu, bazooka, bazulco, Beam me up Scottie, beamer, beans, beast, beat artist, beat vials, beautiful boulders, Bevis & Butthead, bebe, bedbugs, beedies, beemers, behind the scale, beiging, belladonna, belt, Belushi, belyando spruce, bender, bennie, bens, Benz, Benzedrine, Bernice, Bernie, Bernie's flakes, Bernie's gold dust, bhang, big bag, big bloke, big C, big 8, big D, big H, Big Harry, big flake, big man, big O, big rush, Bill Blass, billie hoke, bikers coffee, bindle, bing, bingers, bingo, bings, biphetamine, bird head, birdie powder, biscuit, bite one's lips, biz, black, black acid, black and white, black bart, black beauties, black birds, black bombers, black dust, black ganga, black gold, black gungi, black gunion, black hash, black mo/black moat, black mollies, black mote, black pearl, black pill, black rock, black Russian, black star, black stuff, black sunshine, black tabs, black tar, black whack, blacks, blanco, blanket, blanks, blast, blast a joint, blast a roach, blast a stick, blasted, blizzard, block, block busters, blonde, blotter, blotter acid, blotter cube, blow, blow a fix, blow a shot, blow the vein, blow a stick, blow blue, blowcaine, blow coke, blow one's roof, blow smoke, blowing smoke, blowout, blow up, blows, blue, blue acid, blue angels, blue barrels, blue birds, blue boy, blue bullets, blue caps, blue chairs, blue cheers, blue de hue, blue devil, blue dolls, blue heaven, blue heavens, blud madman, blue microdot, blue mist, blue moons, blue sage, blue sky blond, blue tips, blue vials, blunt, Bo, bo-bo, boat, bobo, bobo bush, body packer, body stuffer, Bogart a joint, bohd, bolasterone, Bolivian marching powder, bolo, bolt, bomb, bomb squad, bomber, bombido, bombita, bombs away, bone, bonecrusher, bones, bong, Bonita, boo, boom, boomers, boost, boost and shoot, booster, boot, boot the gong, booted, boppers, botray, bottles, boubou, boulder, Boulya, bouncing powder, boxed, boy, Bozo, brain damage, brain ticklers, breakdowns, break night, brewery, brick, brick gum, bridge up, Britton, broccoli, broker, bromo, brown, brown bombers, brown crystal, brown dots, brown rhine, brown sugar, brownies, browns, bubble gum, Buck, Bud, Buda, buffer, bugged, bull, bullet, bullet bolt, bullia capital, bullion, bullyon, bumblebees, bummer trip, bump, bundle, bunk, burese, burn one, burn the main line, burned, burned out, burnese, burnie, burnout, Bush, businessman's lsd, businessman's trip, businessman's special, busted, busters, busy bee, butt naked, butter, butter flower, buttons, butu, buzz, buzz bomb, C joint, C&M, C-dust, C-game, Caballo, Cabello, caca, cactus, cactus buttons, cactus head, Cadillac, Cadillac express, cakes, caine, California cornflakes, California sunshine, Cam trip, Cambodian red, came, can, Canadian black, Canamo, Canappa, cancelled stick, candy, Candy C, candy flipping, cannabinol, cannabis tea, cap, caps, cap up, Capital H, caps, carburetor, Carga, Carmabis, Carne, Carnie, carpet patrol, Carrie, Carrie Nation, cartucho, cartwheels, Casper the ghost, cat, cat valium, catnip, caviar, cavite all star, Cecil, cest, chalk, chalked up, chalking, Chandoo/chandu, channel, channel swimmer, Charas, charge, charged up, Charley, Charlie, chase, chaser, chasing the dragon, chasing the tiger, cheap basing, check, cheeba, cheeo, cheese, chemical, chewies, chiba chiba, Chicago black, Chicago green, Chicken powder, Chicken scratch, chicle, chief, chieva, China cat, China girl, China town, China White, Chinese molasses, Chinese red, Chinese tobacco, Chip, chipper, chipping, Chippy, Chira, Chiva, chocolate, chocolate chips, chocolate ecstasy, Choe, Cholly, Chorals, Christina, Christmas rolls, Christmas tree, chronic, chucks, churus, chystal methadrine, Cid, cigarette paper, cigarrode cristal, Citrol, clarity, clear up, clicker, cliffhanger, climax, climb, clips, clocking paper, closet baser, cloud, cloud nine, cluck, co-pilot, coasting, coasts to coasts, coca, cocaine blues, Cochornis, cocktail, Cocoa puff, coconut, coco rocks, coco snow, cod, coffee, coke, coke bar, cola, cold turkey, Coli, coliflor tostao, Colorado cocktail, Columbian, Columbo, Columbus black, comeback, come home, conductor, connect, contact lens, cook, cook down, cooker, cookies, coolie, cooler, cop, copping zones, coral, coriander seeds, Corine, cork the air, Corrinne, cosa, cotics, coties, cotton, cotton brothers, courage pills, course note, Cozmo's, crack, crack attack, crack back, crack cooler, crack kits, Cracker jacks, crackers, crack gallery, crack spot, crank, cranking up, crankster, crap/crop, crash, crazy coke, Crazy Eddie, crazy weed, credit card, crib, crimmie, crink, cripple, cris, crisscross, criss-crossing, Cristina, Cristy, croak, cross tops, crossroads, crown crap, crumbs, crunch & munch, cruz, crying weed, crypto, crystal, crystal joint, crystal meth, cystal t, crystal tea, cube, cubes, culican, cupcakes, cura, cushion, cut, cut-deck, cycline, cyclones, dabble, dagga, dama blanca, dance fever, dawamesk, dead on arrival, debs, decadence, deca-duabolin, deck, deeda, delatestryl, demo, demolish, dep-testosterone, DET, Detroit pink, deuce, devil's dandruff, devil's dick, devil's dust, devilsmoke, dew, dews, dex, dexedrine, dexies, diablito, diambista, diamonds, dianabol, dice, diesel, diet pills, dihydrolone, dimba, dime, dime bag, dime special, dime's worth, ding, dinkie dow, dinosaurs, dip, dipper, dipping out, dirt, dirt grass, dirty basing, dirty joints, disco biscuits, disease, ditch, ditch weed, djamba, DMT, do a joint, do a line, do it jack, DOA, doctor, dog, dog food, dogie, dollar, dolls, domes, domestic, domex, dominoes, don jem, dona juana, dona juanita, doobee, doobie/dubbe/duby, doogie/doojee/dugie, dooley, dope, dope fiend, dope smoke, dopium, doradilla, dors and 4's, dots, doub, double breasted dealing, double bubble, double cross, double dome, double rock, double trouble, double up, double ups, double yoke, dove, dover's powder, downer, downie, draf weed, drag weed, draw up, dream, dream gum, dream stick, dreamer, dreams, dreck, drink, drivers, dropper, drowsy high, dry high, dub, dube, duby, duct, 'due, duji, dummy dust, durabolin, durog, duros, dust, dust joint, dust of angels, dusted parsley, dusting, dymethzine, dynamite, dyno, dyno-pure, earth, easing powder, eastside player, easy score, eating, ecstasy, egg, eight ball, eightball, eighth, el diablito, el diablo, electric Kool Aid, elephant, elephant tranquilizer, Elvis, embalming fluid, emergency gun, emsel, endo, energizer, enoltestovis, ephedrone, equipose, erth, esra, essence, estuffa, ET, Eve, explorers club, eye opener, factory, fake STP, fall, fallbrook redhair, famous dimes, fastin, fantasia, fat bags, fatty, feed bag, Felix the Cat, ferry dust, fi-do-nie, fields, fiend, fifteen cents, fifty-one, finajet/finaject, fine stuff, finger, finger lid, fir, fire, fire it up, first line, fish scales, five cent bag, five C note, five dollar bag, fives, fix, fizzies, flag, flake, flakes, flame cooking, flamethrowers, flash, flat blues, flat chunks, flatliners, flea powder, florida snow, flower, flower flipping, flower tops, fly Mexican airlines, flying, following that cloud, foo foo stuff, foo-foo dust, foolish powder, footballs, forget pill, forget me drug, 45 minute psychosis, forwards, fraho/frajo, freebase, freeze, french blue, french fries, fresh, friend, fries, frios, frisco special, frisco speedball, friskie powder, fry, fry daddy, fu, fuel, fuete, fuma d'angola, G.B., GHB, g-rock, g-shot, gaffel, gaffus, gage/gauge, gagers, gaggers, galloping horse, gamot, gange, gangster, gangster pills, ganja, gank, garbage, garbage heads, garbage rock, gash, gasper, gasper stick, gato, gauge butt, gee, geek, geek joints, geeker, geeze, geezer, geezin a bit of dee gee, Georgia home boy, George smack, get a gage up, get a gift, get down, get high, get lifted, get off, get off houses, get the wind, get through, getting roached, Ghana, ghost, ghost busting, gick monster, gift-of-the-sun, giggle smoke, giggle weed, gimmick, gimmie, gin, girl, girlfriend, giro houses, give wings, glacines, glad stuff, glading, glass, glass gun, glo, gluey, go-fast, go into a sewer, go loco, go on a sleigh ride, goblet of jam, God's flesh, God's medicine, God's drug, gold, gold dust, gold star, golden, golden dragon, golden eagle, golden girl, golden leaf, golf ball, golf balls, golpe, goma, gondola, gong, gonj, goob, good and plenty, good butt, good giggles, good go, good h, good lick, goodfellas, goody-goody, goof butt, goofball, goofers, goofy's, goon, goon dust, gopher, goric, gorilla tab, gorilla biscuits, gorilla pills, got it going on, graduate, gram, grape parfait, grass, grass brownies, grasshopper, grata, gravel, gravy, grease, great bear, great tobacco, green, green buds, green double domes, green dragons, green frog, green goddess, green gold, green goods, green leaves, green single domes, green tea, green wedge, greens/green stuff, greenies, greeter, greta, grey shields, griefo, griefs, grievous bodily harm, grifa, griff, griffa, griffo, grit, groceries, ground control, guma, gunga, gungeon, gungun, gunja, gutter, gutter junkie, gyve, H & C, H caps, hache, hail, haircut, hairy, half, half-a-C, half a football field, half G, half load, half moon, half piece, half track, hamburger helper, hand-to-hand, hand-to-hand man, hanhich, hanyak, happy cigarette, happy dust, happy powder, happy sticks, happy trails, hard candy, hard line, hard rock, hard stuff, hardware, Harry, harsh, hats, has, have a dust, haven dust, Hawaiian, Hawaiian sunshine, hawk, hay, hay butt, haze, hazel, HCP, head drugs, headlights, heart-on, hearts, heaven and hell, heaven dust, heavenly blue, heeled, Helen, hell dust, he-man, hemp, henpicking, Henry, Henry VIII, Herb, Herb and Al, herba, herms, hero, hero of the underworld, heroina, herone, hessle, highbeams, hikori, hikuli, Hinkley, hippie crack, hiropon, hit the hay, hit the house, hit the main line, hit the needle, hit the pit, hitch up the reindeers, hitter, hitting up, hocus, holding, hombre, hombrecitos, homegrown, honey, honey blunts, honey oil, honeymoon, hong-yen, hooch, hooked, hooter, hop/hops, hopped up, horn, horning, horse, horse heads, horse tracks, horse tranquilizer, hot dope, hot heroin, hot ice, hot load/hot shot, hot rolling, hot stick, hotcakes, house fee, house piece, How do you like me now?, hows, HRN, hubba, hubba pigeon, hubbas, huff, huffer, hulling, hunter, hustle, hyatari, hydro, hype, hype stick, I am back, iboga, ice, ice cream habit, ice cube, icing, idiot pills, ill, illies, illy momo, inbetweens, Inca message, Indian boy, Indian hay, indica, Indian hemp, Indo, Indonesian bud, instaga, instagu, instant zen, interplanetary mission, isda, issues, jab/job, jack, jackpot, jack-up, jag, jam, jam cecil, Jamaican gold, Jane, jay smoke, Jay, Jee gee, Jefferson airplane, jellies, jelly, jelly baby, jelly bean, jelly beans, jet, jet fuel, Jim Jones, jive, jive doo jee, jive stick, Johnson, joint, jojee, jolly bean, jolly green, jolly pop, jolt, Jones, Jonesing, joy flakes, joy juice, joy plant, joy pop, joy popping, joy powder, joy smoke, joy stick, ju-ju, Juan Valdez, Juanita, juggle, juggler, jugs, juice, juice joint, juja, jum, jumbos, junk, junkie, junkie kits, kabayo, kabuki, kaksonjae, kali, Kansas grass, kangaroo, kaps, Karachi, Kate bush, kaya, k-blast, kee, Kentucky blue, key, k-hole, khat, ki, Kibbles & Bits, kick, kick stick, kiddie dope, kiff, killer, killer green bud, killer joints, killer weed, kilo, kilter, kind, king bud, king ivory, King Kong pills, king's habit, kissing, kit, KJ, Kleenex, klingons, kokomo, koller joints, kools, kryptonite, krystal, krystal joint, kumba, KW, L.A. glass, L.A. ice, lace, lady, lady caine, lady snow, lakbay diva, lamborghini, las mujercitas, lason sa daga, late night, laugh and scratch, laughing gas, laughing grass, laughing weed, lay back, lay-out, leaky bolla, leaky leak, leaf, leapers, leaping, legal speed, lemon 714, lemon drop, lemonade, Lenos, lethal weapon, lettuce, lib , Librium, lid, lid proppers, light stuff, lightning, Lima, lime acid, line, Lipton Tea, liquid ecstasty, lit up, little bomb, little ones, little smoke, live ones, llesca, load, loaded, loaf, lobo, locker room, loco, locoweed, logor, loony toons, loused, love affair, love boat, love drug, love pearls, love pills, love trip, love weed, lovelies, lovely, LSD, lubage, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ludes, luding out, luds, lunch money drugs, M&M, machinery, Macon, maconha, madman, mad dog, magic, magic dust, magic mushroom, magic smoke, main line, mainliner, make up, mama coca, Manhattan silver, marathons, mari, marshmallow reds, Mary, Mary and Johnny, Mary Ann, Mary Jane, Mary Jonas, Mary Warner, Mary Weaver, Maserati, matchbox, matsakow, maui wauie, Max, maxibolin, mayo, MDMA, mean green, medusa, meg, megg, meggie, mellow yellow, merchandise, Merck, merk, mesc, mescal, mese, messorole, meth, meth head, meth monster, meth speed ball, methatriol, methedrine, methlies quik, methyltestosterone, Mexican brown, Mexican crack, Mexican green, Mexican horse, Mexican locoweed, Mexican mud, Mexican mushroom, Mexican red, Mexican reds, Mexican valiums, mezc, Mickey Finn, Mickey's, microdot, midnight oil, Mighty Quinn, Mighty Joe Young, mighty mezz, mind detergent, mini beans, minibennie, mint leaf, mint weed, mira, miss, Miss Emma, missile basing, mission, mist, mister blue, mixed jive, modams, mohasky, mojo, monkey, monkey dust, monkey tranquilizer, monoamine oxidase, monos, monte, mooca/moocah, moon, moon gas, moonrock, mooster, moota/mutah, mooters, mootie, mootos, mor a grifa, more, morf, morning shoot, morning wake-up, morotgara, morpho, mortal combat, mosquitos, mota/moto, mother, mother's little helper, mouth worker, movie star drug, mow the grass, mu, mud, muggie, muggles, mujer, mule, murder one, murder 8, mushrooms, musk, muta, mutha, muzzle, nail, nailed, nanoo, nebbies, nemmies, new acid, new addition, new magic, New Jack Swing, Nexus, nice and easy, nickel bag, nickel deck, nickel note, nickelonians, niebla, nigra, nimbies, nineteen, nix, nod, noise, nontoucher, nose, nose candy, nose drops, nose stuff, nose powder, nubs, nugget, nuggets, number, octane, ogoy, oil, Old Steve, on a mission, on a trip, on ice, on the bricks, on the nod, one and one, one box tissue, one on one house, one-fifty-one, one plus one sales, one way, oolies, ope, optical illusions, orange barrels, orange crystal, orange cubes, orange haze, orange micro, orange wedges, oranges, outerlimits, owsley, owsley's acid, oyster stew, Oz, ozone, PCP, PCPA, p-dope, p-funk, pack, pack a bowl, pack of rocks, pakalolo, Pakistani black, Panama cut, Panama gold, Panama red, panatella, panckes and syrup, pane, pangonadalot, panic, paper, paper acid, paper bag, paper blunts, paper boy, parabolin, parachute, paradise, paradise white, parlay, parsley, paste, pat, patico, paz, peace, peace pill, peace tablets, peace weed, peaches, peanut, peanut butter, pearl, pearls, pearly gates, pebbles, peddlar, pee wee, peep, peg, pellets, pen yan, pep pills, pepsi habit, perfect high, perico, perlas, perp, Peter Pan, peth, Peruvian, Peruvian flake, Peruvian lady, peyote, phennies, phenos, pianoing, piece, piedras, pig killer, piles, pimp, pimp your pipe, pin gon, pin yen, ping-in-wing, pingus, pink blotters, pink hearts, pink ladies, Pink Panther, pink robots, pink wedge, pink witches, pipe, pipero, pit, pixies, plant, pocket rocket, pod, poison, point, poke, pole, pollutants, polvo, polvo blanco, polvo de angel, polvo de estrellas, pony, poor man's pot, pop, poppers, poppy, pot, potato, potato chips, potlikker, potten bush, powder, powder diamonds, power puller, pox, predator, prescription, press, pretendica, pretendo, primo, primobolan, primos, proviron, pseudocaine, Puff the dragon, puffer, puffy, pulborn, pullers, pumping, pure, pure love, purple, purple barrels, purple haze, purple hearts, purple flats, purple ozoline, purple rain, push, push shorts, pusher, qat, quad, quarter, quarter bag, quarter moon, quarter piece, quartz, quas, Queen Ann's lace, quicksilver, quill, quinolone, racehorse charlie, ragweed, railroad weed, rainbow, rainbows, rainy day woman, Rambo, rane, rangood, rap, raspberry, rasta weed, raw, raw fusion, raw hide, rave, razed, ready rock, recompress, recycle, red and blue, red bullets, red bud, red caps, red cross, red chicken, red devil, red dirt, reds, red eagle, red lips, red phosphorus, redneck cocaine, reefer, regular p, reindeer dust, rest in peace, Reynolds, rhine, rhythm, rib, riding the wave, rig, righteous bush, ringer, rip, rippers, roach, roach clip, roaches, road dope, roapies, roasting, robutal, roca, rochas dos, roche, rock attack, rock house, rock, rocks, rocket caps, rocket fuel, rockets, rockette, rocks of hell, rock star, Rocky III, roid rage, roller, rollers, rolling, roofies, rooster, root, rope, rophies, rophy, roples, Rosa, Rose Marie, roses, rough stuff, rox, Roxanne, row-shay, royal blues, roz, ruderalis, ruffies, ruffles, runners, running, rush, rush snappers, russian sickles, sack, sacrament, sacre mushroom, Sacred mushroom, salt, salt and pepper, Sam, sancocho, sandoz, sandwich, Santa Marta, sasfras, Satan's secret, satch, satch cotton, sativa, scaffle, scag, scat, scate, schmeck, schoolboy, schoolcraft, scissors, scooby snacks, scoop, score, scorpion, Scott, Scottie, Scotty, scramble, scrape and snort, scratch, scruples, scuffle, seccy, second to none, seeds, seggy, sen, seni, serial speedballing, sernyl, Serpico 21, server, sess, set, sevenup, sewer, sezz, shabu, shake, sharps, sheets, sheet rocking, sherm, Shermans, sherm sticks, sherms, shit, shmeck/schmeek, shoot, shoot/shoot up, shoot the breeze, shooting gallery, shot, shot down, shrooms, siddi, sightball, Silly Putty, Simple Simon, sinse, sinsemilla, sixty-two, skee, skeegers, skeezers, sketching, skid, skied, skin popping, skuffle, skunk, slab, slam, slammin', slamming, slanging, sleeper, sleet, sleigh ride, slick superspeed, slime, smack, smears, smoking, smoke, smoke a bowl, Smoke Canada, smoke-out, smoking gun, snap, snappers, sniff, sniffer bags, snop, snort, snorts, snot, snot balls, snow, snowball, snow bird, snowcones, snow pallets, snow seals, snow soke, snow white, soap dope, society high, soda, softballs, soles, soma, Somali, somatomax, sopers, spaceball, space base, space cadet, space dust, space ship, spark it up, Sparkle Plenty, sparklers, Special "K", special la coke, speed, speedball, speed boat, speed freak, speed for lovers, spider blue, spike, spivias, splash, spliff, splim, split, splivins, spoon, spores, sporting, spray, sprung, square mackerel, square time Bob, squirrel, stack, stacking, star, stardust, star-spangled powder, stash, stash areas, stat, steerer, stem, stems, step on, stick, stink weed, stoned, stones, stoppers, stove top, STP, straw, strawberries, strawberry, Strawberry Quick, strawberry fields, strung out, stuff, stumbler, sugar, sugar block, sugar cubes, sugar lumps, sugar weed, sunshine, super, super acid, super C, super grass, super ice, super joint, super kools, super weed, supergrass, Superman, surfer, sweet Jesus, sweet Lucy, sweet stuff, sweets, swell up, swishers, synthetic cocaine, synthetic THT, tabs, tail lights, taima, taking a cruise, Takkouri, Tango & Cash, tar, tardust, taste, taxing, T-buzz, tea, tea party, teardrops, Tecate, tecatos, teenage, teeth, tension, tex-mex, Texas pot, Texas tea, Thai sticks, THC, the beast, the c, the devil, the witch, Therobolin, thing, thirst monsters, thirteen, thoroughbred, thrust, thrusters, thumb, tic, tic tac, ticket, tie, tin, tish, tissue, titch, TNT, toilet water, toke, toke up, toncho, tooles, tools, toot, tooties, Tootsie Roll, top gun, topi, tops, torch, torch cooking, torch up, torpedo, toss up, totally spent, toucher, tout, toxy, toys, TR-6s, track, tracks, tragic magic, trails, trank, tranq, trap, trays, travel agent, trip, troop, trophobolene, truck drivers, tuie, turbo, turf, turkey, turnabout, turned on, tutti-frutti, tweak mission, tweaker, tweaking, tweek, tweeker, twenty, twenty-five, twist, twists, twistum, two for nine, 2-for-1 sale, ultimate, uncle, Uncle Milty, unkie, up against the stem, uppers, uppies, ups and downs, utopiates, Uzi, vega, viper's weed, vodka acid, wac, wack, wacky weed, wake ups, wasted, water, wave, wedding bells, wedge, weed, weed tea, weightless, west coast, west coast turnarounds, wet, whack, wheat, when-shee, whicked, whippets, white, white ball, white boy, white cloud, white cross, white dust, white ghost, white girl, white-haired lady, white horizon, white horse, white junk, white lady, white lightning, white mosquito, white nurse, White Owsley's, white powder, white stuff, white sugar, white tornado, whiteout, whites, whiz bang, whoop-de-do, wild cat, window glass, window pane, wings, Winstrol, Winstrol V, witch, Witch Hazel, wobble weed, wolf, wollie, wonder star, woolah, woolas, woolies, wooly blunts, working, working half, works, worm, wrecking crew, X-ing, XTC, Yahoo, yale, yeh, yellow, yellow bam, yellow bullets, yellow dimples, yellow fever, yellow jackets, yellow submarine, yellow sunshine, yen pop, Yen Shee Suey, yen sleep, Yerba, Yerba mala, yesca, yesco, yeyo, yimyom, ying yang, Zacatecas purple, zambi, zen, zero, zig zag man, zip, zol, zombie, zombie weed, zooie, zoom, zoomers, etc.  On the other hand, it is difficult to imagine a case in which every imaginable drug term is included in one sentence, except on a page like this!

"In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man and brave, hated and scorned.  When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."

- Mark Twain